Lauren Pespisa

If you ain't down with fractals, I feel bad for you, son I've got 99 problems, and 99 smaller problems inside of each one

Dude

C'EST INCROYABLE QUE LE MOYEN LE PLUS EFFICACE D'ENREGISTRER UN FICHIER AU FORMAT PDF SOIT DE FAIRE CROIRE À SON ORDINATEUR QUE L'ON VA L'IMPRIMER

Now I'm not a tech guy but it seems weird that an AI company would need a chemical weapons or high yield explosives expert.

Showing this pic to my hairdresser

Right in the feels.

Human breakfast***

Yea so…once you put three-letter agencies into new places they never leave. Sometimes they even invent 4-letter agencies to shoehorn into the budget that, once again, never fucking leave. *Glances at JTTFs*

Elon: "I’ll fund TSA myself." Trump: "I want ICE in airports." Somebody remind these “patriots” that TSA is the lovechild of the Patriot Act, a 4th Amendment–violating, security-theater cosplay pretending to “protect” Americans since 2001. America First? Nah, America Farce.

@ChenangoBango76 Too young for medicare Eating a salad and crossing my fingers 😂

@SplendidSpoon Me too Get that colon checked friend

I’m old enough to remember when we didn’t have TSA or ICE.

Oh it gets better. Hard to condense the terrain covered, so I’m kinda doing it an injustice. There are even bangers in the footnotes! For ex. in chasing the “Epstein’s potential hand in the indoctrination of youth thru video games” angle, we uncover his relationship with a UAE-based mobile game developer named Aziza Al-Ahmadi (the same woman who brokered the sale of the kiswa to Jeff for the Five Palms Temple 👀). The primary game her boutique UAE studio developed was a logistics sim with DP World branding, the shipping and ports co. that Sultan Sulayem of the torture porn vids ran. We learn how she appears to be one of Jeff’s inside women w/ high level connects to the Saudi Royals and Epstein called upon her when he was trying to dissuade MBS from pursuing a Saudi Aramco IPO because he was concerned that it would open up the oil giant to liabilities stemming from class action lawsuits filed by the family and victims of 9/11! Lawsuits that were made possible by the Justice Against Sponsors of Terrorism Act Tag that on to the growing evidence of Epstein’s peripheral involvement in the larger 9/11 conspiracy, which is very germane to the Iran-Contra - Op Epstein Fury continuum

Enya. Never married, never been in a relationship, no scandals, she lives alone in a Castle with her Cats, never had a concert , she doesn't use a phone. She doesn't use social media She is 64 and has sold over 80 million records. She is Enya.

Headline pulled straight out of gravity’s rainbow

Elvis died from not pooping for months. He tried and it gave him a heart attack.

The cops are forever exhuming their dead in a public ritual meant to constantly remind us how allegedly dangerous, valorous and necessary their jobs are. For instance, this officer got run over by a police car and died.

I can’t believe we used to throw toilet papers and eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither toilet papers, eggs, nor a house.

Hicieron una CONFERENCIA DE DERMATOLOGIA en HAWAII. Las imágenes son épicas 🌞

@WishIwasSpock Hell yea

did it, but only managed two reps

Watching the Twelve Tribes documentary on HBO and remembering the time @VerminSupreme pulled me away from those weirdos playing music in NH. Holy shit. “Jesus freaks” is an understatement.

Free advice: If you want to make your girl happy, get her a dumpster.