
John Nixon
1.1K posts


@LindseyGrahamSC I wouldn't start throwing insulting nicknames around Lady G or do you prefer Flimsy Graham?
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Hey Tehran Tom, you might want to call Baghdad Bob and see how all that worked out.
independent.co.uk/tv/news/iran-m…
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@FurkanGozukara The Art of 4d Chess or some dumb shit. Orange Nero ain't lone for this world I reckon.
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Courtesy of my nephew:
A deer in the headlights, a boiling frog, and a canary in the coal mine walk into a bar.
The barkeep looks up and says, “Oh look, it's the four horsemen of the apocalypse.”
The deer and the frog look confused.
The canary chirps, “But… there’s only three of us.”
The barkeep pauses, then sighs. “Yeah. Biodiversity loss is a bitch."
He sets down two glasses.
“So - what will you two have?”
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@Kuriositykills The one and only time I'll say thank for your service
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@LindseyGrahamSC @realDonaldTrump Lmfao. You clearly are the catcher in this eel
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Under President @realDonaldTrump, Americans no longer have to live under the constant threat of a nuclear Iran.
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One of the all time greats. If you don’t know, spend a few hours with his discography. África Brasil is easily a top 10 album for me.
Melodies & Masterpieces@SVG__Collection
Happy 87th birthday to Jorge Ben!
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@JDVance Hey Percocet Patsy who controls the three branches of government again? Can you even name them? Maybe get it Tramp Stamped on your back so you don't forget.
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@laralogan The US military is the world's largest polluter FFS. Thought you were smarter than that.
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And yet…not a peep from the green movement?
Wall Street Mav@WallStreetMav
China's long range fishing fleet is causing widespread disaster around the world. This is off the coast of Peru. They don't care, they catch everything and wipe out the local fish population. Poor countries cannot stop them. China is a parasite.
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@laralogan The Dulles brothers killed JFK the bisexual political carnival barker knows this more than anyone after all they took his #TrampStamp down too
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@Ravenismeee It and then more coke. Is this a trick question?
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@VoteLambright @HighlyGanjanous Lost a 15 year old mother once to an ice storm when I was away and I'm still sour about losing that cut
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@HighlyGanjanous Yes, and I have put plants back into veg and kept one girl going two years.
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@HighlyGanjanous I used to but I lollipop all larf these days. Def makes a difference.
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