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We identified some impressive highlights last week.

@jidesanwoolu Didn’t you follow him to Ogun state a few days ago? Wetin be your work gan gan I wan know.

Together with my wife, Ibijoke, I paid a visit to His Excellency President Bola Ahmed Tinubu and Her Excellency Senator Oluremi Tinubu to share the spirit of the season and extend our good wishes.

@m_rahamann @dr_bandak @omo_Akinbile here

@dr_bandak I heard he's a medical student too

Who is this guy? Medical school training is strikingly similar everywhere…. I remember one day on ward rounds, one One of my colleagues was in the middle of presenting a case he had been assigned to… usually you talk to the patient the day before ward rounds, so you have the updated story… The professor asked the patient whether her symptoms matched what the student was describing… Patient said NO. 😆😂 It was bloody that day…

@afrisagacity See how the Oyinbo Dey look

VIDEO EVIDENCE! So, there appears to be a new “golden rule.” Before the “Honourable” Minister of Works, Dave Umahi, lays a single block or concrete for construction, he must first sing the “On Your Mandate” ritual anthem. I think the worst has yet to come!✍️

six months from now I will be in a completely different space financially, spiritually, physically, and socially.

@Emmyjayythomas @Teeniiola 5000 x 200 =1,000,000

@Teeniiola Omo e go take am exactly 5000 shoes to repair before him go fit cop this style oo

This shoe maker/shiner was passing through a car stand and he saw the vehicle of his choice paused and take a closer look at his choice of car and said and prayed. Ya Allah grant his wish in life be granted 🙏

@Imatejuojo @Otunbakush1 Even police with Id no suppose get any business with your phone

@Otunbakush1 Those one we call them ‘catchers’ If those kind ones tell me to open my phone heaven will fall I won’t do it unless a policeman with an ID shows up or confront me.

Quick tip, if u see Policemen at checkpoints all with their uniform and rifles, and u see some other people with just the camo round necks with sticks or just black shirt with sticks, most of them aint policemen, they are the one that will extort u for the ones wearing uniform.

@footy_road That’s what we’re saying, we don’t even do the basics.

Just before the second goal, Jones went for the ball but received no support from any Liverpool player. They simply stood still and watched

@NigeriaStories These lots are shameless

Moment Man tried putting President Bola Tinubu’s signature cap on Nigerian businessmen, Aliko Dangote’s head

@AndyCSims @hasanshahbaz19 They lost anyway

West Ham fans who left early aren’t being allowed back in

@onlyonebowen @Oreo_chokolate @dazzybtv Leave them make dem Dey bobo

@Oreo_chokolate @dazzybtv Dey play my fans😭😭

Hope you know that if you’re owing any loan app, you can’t japa 💔

@VastLandd Smooth

New Logo. New Era. From Unrealistic to the Blueprint. To the dreamers. The community. The creators. The believers — thank you. This is just the start. 🩶

@Teeniiola Everyone knows real legends don’t sneak to do this. They do this when people still Dey school.

Na only legends go fit relate to this 😂😂

@ChuksEricE @JOHNSMALZ_1 Omo this one give Tinubu GBAs gbos face to face. We need to stop being subtle and start shouting the way the thing Dey pain us. I like as Peter Obi sef don wise up

Governor Amuneke went to the market to share rice to market women, Baba Beji come enter wn use mouth finish those people collecting the rice from governor Amuneke 🇳🇬😭

@IanDoyleSport Always breaking the wrong records Arne Slot

The 4-0 defeat at Man City was the heaviest defeat for #LFC in a one-off FA Cup tie since losing 5-1 at home to Derby in 1898. They did lose 5-0 at Bolton in 1946 but that was the first leg of the only season there were two-legged ties. Liverpool won the second leg 2-0 🔴

Good morning sir @TunjiDisu1, It was reported that you ordered the DPO of Satellite Town, Lagos, to bring the officers involved in that disgraceful viral video to Abuja on Wednesday, 8th April 2026, for disciplinary action. Let’s be very clear Nigerians are tired of hearing about “disciplinary actions” that nobody ever sees. For years, it has been the same empty routine: noise in the media, then silence, and suddenly the same officers are back on the streets harassing citizens like nothing happened. This time, it must be different.@PoliceNG @PoliceNG_CRU We demand that this disciplinary process be televised live on social media. Let Nigerians see real accountability for once not another round of “audio punishment” with no visible consequences. Anything short of transparency will only reinforce the belief that nothing ever truly happens to erring officers. This is not too much to ask. Nigerians are watching. Have a good Easter, but more importantly, take action that proves your leadership is not business as usual. RT.🔁❤️

@MhieNelly Please next time, don’t leave your drivers license with them o. If you must make a public disclaimer. These people so wicked they can plant your license somewhere to incriminate you.

My friend and I was traveling to Port Harcourt when we got stopped by the police, ofcourse we stopped coz we thought it was just their normal few questions then we keep moving. As they stopped us, straight up they asked for our phones, which we refused to give, the one that stopped us had to call two of his colleagues complaining to them that we're proving stubborn, but that didn't make us give our phones coz wtf do they need our phones for? We don't even look like the people they thought we were....

this corner of twitter is everything. i’ll keep retweeting nonstop until it’s my turn.

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