Stephan Bacon

@Type07Safety Hold my beer... when my father passed away, while cleaning out the garage, my mother found a "brass" bathtub faucet in original box from Menards with the receipt from 12 yrs prior. She took it back and they gave her money back...true story!

Did Costco just give me a refund on my 9 year old vacuum that stopped working? Yes.

@PunkyCovfefe Same reason car mfg cant tell me how many gal of gas is in the gas tank. 😎

If a cell phone can recognize a person, why can't a gun use smart technology to prevent shooting someone w/o a weapon?

@Believe_culture There's this time of day 4:20....😂

If you had to explain weed to someone who's never tried it, what would you say?

@JaredDHardin TRUTH!

@apbtmentality Give us a break...we are struggling to turn the radio down so we can see better. 🤣

Boomers, question for you… When you are driving and you approach a roundabout, do you stroke out a little bit or what’s going on there? What seems to be the major malfunction? I’m asking for literally everyone…

@ALEXAGY0 Year 2050: if you vaped in the 20's you may be eligible for compensation from a class acti...😂

I wonder just how bad the vape induced lung cancer is gonna be in the future

@RobiMangia *sarcasm😎*

@StephanCBacon Never heard that before, but valid theory.

🍷 When you order a $300, $400, $500 etc. bottle of wine at a restaurant, do you tip on the list price of the bottle? 🍷

@MLB now that you have "AI" able to call strikes / balls, how about giving "smart glasses" to the pitcher so he can also see the strike zone the "AI" is seeing.

@Sofia50020Sofia Girl Scout Thin Mints...if you know...you know! 😂🤣

Do you have this cabinet 🤔

@OGsDontFold Ask the DEA...they should know...LOL

If marijuana is a plant and truly from the earth !!!!!!! Where in the world does it grow in the wild ???????? Like seriously I wanna know ??? I seen a wild apple tree, wild grape vines, I seen wild onions ..... various fruit trees grow in the wild ..... never heard of a wild sour diesel plant or Girl Scout cookies, no wild Reggie, kind bud nothing ...... I seriously wanna know

@ThrillaRilla369 PB & Jelly...Really hurtin...just PB 😂🤣

A poor people food you’ll always eat no matter how much money you have? I’ll go first Egg sandwiches 🥪 🥚 🍳

@MossbergCorp Mesmerizing!

Describe this photo with ☝️ word only.

@Eman_8282 White

What is the color

@ThrillaRilla369 "Walmarts" eg: Fixin to go to Walmarts...

Before we go on a date, I need to hear you say Street, shrimp, strawberry, straight, Specific, February, computer, Buick, library, and ambulance. Did I miss anything?

@NUCLRGOLF Gentleman's golf - inside the length of standard putter - gimme! And...And...DONT PULL OUT BROOMSTICK PUTTER! You will putt everything!

Are you giving this putt or making your friend putt it in this situation 🤔 ⛳️

@MySimpleAss @joeybagovdonuts @pigincrisis Yes...you said something about me...LOL

@joeybagovdonuts Bacon. 🥓 I don’t care if it’s wrong. I’m trying to start a movement. @pigincrisis I’m just giving you a heads up.

Question of the day: Eating this food is supposed to increase your life expectancy by 33 minutes each time you eat it. What food is it? Answer posted at 12:00 PM #QOTD

@DividendBreeder maybe ask Ron from Florida...he's doing it!

For people that believe we should not pay property taxes, how would you propose our society pays for the following? Police and Fire Rescue Public schools Roads and infrastructure Public parks Libraries

@JackScarizzy ONLY way is PB on bottom, J on top...and whatever you do dont flip it while you are eating. Your brain cannot handle the texture change. 🤣

When you make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, do you put peanut butter on both sides and jelly on top, or do you put jelly on one side and peanut butter on the other?

@todayyearsold A rectangle has 8 sides...4 in and 4 out...🤣🤣

Am I stupid or is that literally correct