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Sebastian

@MySimpleAss

Bacon is my love language. Intelligence is an aphrodisiac. I have good intentions often followed by bad ideas. I’m not my age…I’m my energy.

United States Katılım Eylül 2022
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@NasheCeezet_zw Gen Z are so brave, they’re not scared to speak up
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Panashe@NasheCeezet_zw·
Our intern this quarter was the quietest guy in the office. Barely spoke unless spoken to. We all thought he was shy or scared of the big bosses. Then in the monthly all-hands meeting the CEO started his usual “hustle harder” speech. Talking about how he built the company from nothing, sleeping in the office, etc. The intern calmly raised his hand. CEO called on him thinking he was going to praise the speech.
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Diane Owen@Tahl·
@DrKamleshDarji1 @MrDouglasHall @MySimpleAss @DocPriyamMD Thank you — speaking as someone with the rare disease of cardiac sarcoidosis who very much would like more research and researchers focused on its treatment. By the way…is the lack of cell division why myocardial fibrosis/scarring tends to persist?
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Dr. Priyam Bordoloi
Dr. Priyam Bordoloi@DocPriyamMD·
One organ in the human body almost never gets cancer. Which one is it? A) Heart B) Brain C) Pancreas D) Kidney Bonus: WHY does it rarely happen?
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FearBuck@FearedBuck·
ChudTheBuilder shot a man who attacked him outside a courthouse in Clarksville & accidentally grazed himself in the process. Before it escalated, he asked the man if he was going to “chimp out” the man then walked up & sucker punched him. It is unclear if the man survived.
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Simon Maechling
Simon Maechling@simonmaechling·
I’m not a bot. I’m a chemist. I’m a human with a PhD in Chemistry, trying to talk about science. My goal is simple, make people smarter, not angrier. Science, explained clearly. I swear this place is full of bots. If you are a human too, drop a “Hi” so I can get to know you.
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Merriam-Webster@MerriamWebster·
We hope this post about orphaned negatives makes you gruntled. An ‘orphaned negative’ is a word that SHOULD feel like it has a related word, but doesn’t. ‘Nonchalant’ is an orphaned negative because there is no ‘chalant.’
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Dr Kamlesh Darji
Dr Kamlesh Darji@DrKamleshDarji1·
@MySimpleAss @DocPriyamMD Uncommon: 10–100 cases/million/year Rare: 1–10 cases/million/year Almost never: <0.1 case/million/year (few diseases have 1 or 2 cases in life time)
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Ms.Carasco, M.S.@mscarasco_live·
@RachelTrue @Lylakins As a teacher, I'm still surprised when parents are surprised by how poorly their kids read. Like, how don't you know??? My parents had me reading the directions on the back of Rice-aroni boxes at 8!
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Rachel True@RachelTrue·
If your HS age child can’t read over a 3rd grade level, it’s because you can’t read over a 3rd grade level Or you didn’t read them books as toddlers Or the child has a learning disability you ignore Stop blaming teachers & start Paying them what they deserve
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Merriam-Webster
Merriam-Webster@MerriamWebster·
Something interesting you might not have realized: A number of words in English are NOUNS when you stress the FIRST syllable... But VERBS when you stress the SECOND syllable. -SUSpect/susPECT -CONflict/conFLICT -PROtest/proTEST -CONvert/conVERT
Guinness World Records@GWR

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Dr Kamlesh Darji
Dr Kamlesh Darji@DrKamleshDarji1·
@DocPriyamMD MD Anderson is just one center; there are thousands of onco centers. However in last year, nearly 15,000 primary cardiac malignancy detected (cases + autopsies) If we are talking about just cardiac tumors then this number is 160,000! Almost never is still not a good term.
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Sebastian@MySimpleAss·
@Charlottereulet That dog saved his life! The one where the lady was hit and the dog ran and got the husband…that’s something you see in the movies.
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Sebastian@MySimpleAss·
A dog performed cpr! 🤯
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Sebastian@MySimpleAss·
@potential__sam @DrNeilStone Actually you’re right. I clicked on the account that Paul mentioned, which is the campaign account. The account that blocked the op is his government account. Yeah, he’s not supposed to do that.
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Neil Stone
Neil Stone@DrNeilStone·
"There’s nobody in Congress more faithful to the Constitution than Massie " says Rand Paul Really? So why does he constantly violate the First Amendment by blocking anyone he disagrees with online?
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Rand Paul@RandPaul

There’s nobody in Congress more faithful to the Constitution than @MassieforKY. He stands against wasteful spending, runaway debt, and government overreach no matter which party is pushing it. Kentucky would be making a mistake by letting him go. @realDailyWire

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chris evans@notcapnamerica·
Can anyone explain why white people seem to be under the impression Black folks think of George Floyd like he's MLK?
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Meghan McCain
Meghan McCain@MeghanMcCain·
Can someone who is an expert in this space just keep it real with me and tell me if I should be worried about Hantavirus or not? I've got 3 kids and the youngest is 4 months old, I don't know what to believe.
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Sebastian@MySimpleAss·
@Big_tagg Does this mean that Black Twitter is back?
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Black people in line for 3 mins: This don't make no fuckin sense.
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daniel@Daniel_Kpeteh·
@MySimpleAss @Ramandu_Star @luxemiaa Sounds more like she is demanding these treatments and saying that is where the bar should be, or even above. Sounds like she has an above average expectation.
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Mia♡@luxemiaa·
I canceled a date because I wasn’t feeling great. I told him the truth. My period had started, I was exhausted, and I was in one of those moods where even putting on jeans felt unreasonable. I assumed we’d just reschedule. Instead, he asked if he could stop by for a minute. I said yes. A little while later he showed up at my door with ice cream and chocolate. He handed me the bag, gave me a hug, said he hoped I felt better soon, and then left. That was it. No expectation that I entertain him. No attempt to turn it into a shortened date. No “well, I’m already here, so can I come in?” He just wanted to........
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