Bill of Rights Bowling

#TheyllNeverKnow Elon told his human shield how he stole the election. And the kid tells the interviewer.

@adamemedia1 Eric Trump expects everyone else to be as stupid as Eric Trump

Eric Trump thinks people are stupid enough to believe that Daniel Cormier fell for “ fake AI screenshots” of HIS OWN private messages 🤦🏻‍♂️

@mark_slapinski @Ape58942715 Eric Trump was found guilty of stealing money from a kids’ cancer charity. Of course that crayon-eating imbecile would clumsily try to rig a public event.

BREAKING: The Trump administration is THREATENING anyone that speaks about Eric Trump's attempts to PROFIT off of the UFC fight match. Be careful!

Marco Rubio can’t fill his shoes. Never could.

@jimstewartson Trump’s White House is now beefing with God over the weather. #AntiChrist

BREAKING: White House is mad at the Weather Channel for reporting the weather.

@ChetterHub You mean Donald Trump considered murdering his second wife the same way he eventually murdered his first?

Trump-Epstein ‘Debated Pushing Marla Maples’ After Pregnancy, White House Slams Author's ‘Fabricated’ Story - Trump biographer Michael Wolff revealed a disturbing exchange between Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein in which the president did not welcome the news that his then-girlfriend, Marla Maples, was expecting a child. According to the latest instalment of Wolff's Substack series, The Epstein Diaries, the 72-year-old journalist shared an email exchange between the two in which the president suggested a cunning plan of "pushing her down the stairs." morninghoney.com/p/trump-epstei…

KNICKS IN 5! And the only game they lost was the one Shitler cursed by falling asleep during

@japan_nobunaga After drinking a bright blue dye you have yet another surprise waiting for you at the end of your journey my friend Like the verdant fields you frolicked across with your childhood dog in your sweetest dreams.

Stateside, a gas station. I drank a frozen blue beverage too quickly, and was struck down by a punishment this entire nation knows, and accepts, and has named. The drink is called a slush. Ice, sweetness, and a blue that does not occur in nature. The day was hot. I was thirsty. I drank like a soldier at a river. The pain arrived in my skull like a war horn. Behind the eyes. Above everything. Total. I gripped the roof of my car. I may have made a sound. "Brain freeze," said the cashier through the door, with no urgency whatsoever. It has a NAME. The affliction is so common it has a household name, like a cousin. "Tongue on the roof of your mouth," called a man at the pumps. He did not look over. He prescribed the remedy mid-pump, casually, the way one mentions weather. I pressed my tongue to the roof of my mouth. The war horn faded. The healer nodded at his pump, finished, and was gone in a Chevrolet. In my land, punishment follows crime by way of courts and seasons. Here, the sentence is instant. Drink with greed, and the ice strikes the mind directly. No trial. No appeal. Perfectly fair. And here is what moves me. EVERYONE has felt it. The cashier. The healer. Children. Elders. An entire nation united by the same small lightning, all taught the same cure, all passing it on to strangers at gas stations, free of charge. You cannot fully distrust a country once you know it shares one pain. The freeze does not punish thirst. It punishes haste. I finished the slush slowly, like a scholar. Blue tongue. Clear mind. Then at the door I forgot everything, drank deeply, and was struck down again. "Tongue, hon," said the cashier, without looking up. Discipline is a journey.

At #TrumpEpstein #WorldCup even the condiments are redacted

@Bama175 @mark_slapinski Those are the manners I expect from a twink raised by a syphilis-encrusted whore like your mother, @Bama175

@mark_slapinski None of your fucking business you’re not one of us!

I'm not American Can someone from that country explain why the president is hosting a UFC match at the White House?

He lost. He wasn’t shot. He is on the list. He is a pedophile

@maddenifico @JamesSNYC @CommentOnTWLB Trump also is complicity in the murder of Corey Comperatore, the former fireman who was killed during the staged Butler assassination.

@JamesSNYC @CommentOnTWLB It's weird as fuck and makes ZERO sense.

If what Dan Bongino told Tucker Carlson is true, then Thomas Matthew Crooks was a sacrificial dupe that Trump intentionally had murdered to help him win a presidential election and stay out of prison. Jeffrey Epstein claimed Trump could "crack" under pressure and described him as "evil beyond belief" and "nuts" when feeling cornered.

@TheRealThelmaJ1 @JudgeJeanine Wonder if Jeanine’s exorcism will take this time? Doubt it. That demon is in her balls-deep.

@JudgeJeanine Good wine in Rome, eh?

Another beautiful day in Rome🇮🇹

San Antonio isn’t even a Sundown Town. They’re just straight up telling people not to come

@ReichlinMelnick @lamgtwn I’ve been wondering what will send @RichardGrenell to prison. Stealing $17 Million from the Washington National Opera between January 2026 when the agreement ended and March 13 2026 when he fled the Kennedy Center without returning the money will do it. Tic toc, dick.

The "Trump Kennedy Center" apparently repeatedly ignored the terms of a contract with the Washington National Opera, locked the WNO out from viewing their own financial records, and is now refusing to return$17 million of their own money — and even already spent some of it!

@WUTangKids “I said No Rep”

Hey gym twitter….rate Kegseth’s bench form….he posted that he did 44 "reps"….I’m no gym expert but those don’t look like proper reps….also what’s the weight on that….looks like light work

@Logically_JC @Vanessa24573497 If they don’t keep sending Miss Lindsey to DC he might move in next door. . .

Who the fuck keeps voting for Lindsey Graham?

@MacFarlaneNews The fighters engaging in blood sport on the White House lawn will each be making their entrances accompanied by a child. Because the President is a Pedophile. #TrumpEpstein

NEW: Another flurry of court filings in 11th hour suit to halt UFC event at White House Natl Park Service, which appears to be taking its instruction from the UFC, says there'll be filming of participants INSIDE the Lincoln Memorial And they will closing access to Memorial

@Timodc Ted Cruz looks like the guy who purposefully sits in the back of the porno theater so he can jack off while looking at the most penises mathematically possible.

Ted Cruz’s breasts could be used as a flotation device.

@FPWellman @DOWResponse @SecWar This must go so hard if you can’t fucking read.

@DOWResponse @SecWar I can’t believe you clowns posted this stupidity.

.@SECWAR “WE ARE DEFENDING THE HOMELAND AND WE ARE TAKING BACK OUR HEMISPHERE… This president came in and said NOT ONLY is the Monroe Doctrine alive—not only does the Roosevelt Corollary live—BUT NOW WE HAVE THE DONROE DOCTRINE.”

@acnewsitics Open up the Strait of Hormuz? Donald Trump can’t keep his eyes open at Game 3 of the Playoffs

Deal with Iran? Trump can't even deal with Kristen Welker.