John Collins

If you’re watching us from outside the United States, it’s pretty much as bad as it looks.

“They begged to have a picture with me.”

@ClockworkAnge Awesome gif.

@Logically_JC At least it’s quiet now. I miss sleep.

@alala55 Always.

@Logically_JC Sheep are counting you, John.

@RpsAgainstTrump He’s not really that heavy, is he?

Trump just made his inaugural exit from the $400 million Boeing 747 gifted by Qatar that will serve as Air Force One. After taxpayers spend hundreds of millions upgrading the plane, Trump gets to keep it after leaving office.

@atrupar This should age really, really well.

CAPUTO: Are you gonna be able to control Israel from attacking Lebanon? TRUMP: Yeah, I will be. CAPUTO: How? TRUMP: They have a lot of respect for me. And they do as I say.

@Cehall09Carmel @mehdirhasan US COVID deaths total over 1.2 million per CDC and Worldometers data, while confirmed vaccine-related deaths number in the dozens to low hundreds across billions of doses administered globally.

@mehdirhasan Yet right. He lied 🤥 to the American 🇺🇸 citizens of this country. More people died of the vaccines then Covid he a fraud needs prison

Fauci spent his life, decades, saving lives; you on the other hand, in just a few months in government helped ended 100s of thousands of lives around the world and some estimates suggest the death toll could be in the millions. Not sure how you sleep at night.

Le gravi e offensive parole del Presidente Trump nei confronti del Presidente del Consiglio Giorgia Meloni offendono tutta l’Italia. Per questo motivo ho deciso di annullare la mia visita negli Stati Uniti prevista per i prossimi 21 e 22 giugno.

Scientists should study the relationship between leaving Congress and being more honest.

I like how the water is blue.

@WhiteHouse Finished fleecing us, or laughing at us?

Iran is FINISHED.

Long past time.

Here are Italian PM Meloni's remarks about Trump, translated to English: "So certain things deserve an immediate response. Donald Trump's statements are completely made up. I am frankly stunned. I don't know why the president of the United States behaves this way with his own allies. It's not the first time this has happened. After all, I can only say it's a shame he doesn't show the same determination with the enemies of the West, with the enemies of the United States, with leaders with whom instead he proves to be much more accommodating. But he must remember one thing: Italy and I never beg. "

It’s a good thing we’re such pals with Iran now, since Trump keeps chasing off our western allies because he can’t help being an absolute chud at all times.

@dpakman You can’t see it, but this is my surprised face.

What a TOTAL SURPRISE that JD Vance is NOT going to Switzerland today for these big boy peace talks with Iran. No one could have predicted this.

@erraticusfinch You get me.

@Logically_JC “I have this really hot girlfriend. You can’t meet her ‘cause she lives in Italy, but…”

@Rainfery (That’s the joke)

@Logically_JC To make it even crazier- He claimed Italy’s PM Giorgia Meloni ‘begged’ him for a photo at the G7. Meloni immediately shot it down, calling his story ‘completely made up.

Memorandum of Misunderstanding.

Imagine all the terrible shit they are doing that we don’t even know about.

Jessica: Talarico is standing outside Paxton's office asking about how this admitted molester got a deal where he was only in jail for 29 days. Watters: That has been debunked. Jessica: It hasn’t actually. Watters: We’ve been debunking it for weeks. Jessica: It’s literally what happened. Watters: We don’t have time to explain it to you.