SCORPION KING

@chukwudebo @sir_lux_ @Huttonjrr Culinary school is for people who don't know how to cook not people who "don't" want to cook

@sir_lux_ @Huttonjrr I want to believe that some of the things y’all put out here aren’t your reality, cos why ending a relationship because someone can’t cook. What happens to culinary schools, finding what works for both of you? Except you don’t love the person well enough 🤷🏽‍♀️

This girl came to my house, planned for her to stay for 2 weeks but she ended up staying 3 days. She visited on a Saturday, The next day was Sunday, I suggested she makes stew, but she declined. Later, I told her that I want her to make indomie for us to eat, She should help clear the kitchen sink and wash the dirty plates while I go downstairs to buy Egg. I came back and she did not do anything. I didn't ask why. I went and cleared the sink, she came and stood by the side while gisting me. I asked her to prepare the indomie, She said she doesn't like cooking, it is stressful. Na me come cook the Indomie, cooked only for myself and ate. She went outside and got snacks. I refused to buy her food outside, I will go out and eat and come back. And act like I have not eaten too. She will go down and buy something for herself. The 3rd day, I asked her to leave. And I ended every communication.

@ThaBoyYom How we go take know nah 😂😂😂😂😂 everything na for show

Lol Na you send person money, na you still use your hand screenshot am post am Would have thought the recipient should be the one doing this if at all

@DrDanny2030 Nothing fit scatter em marriage.. where the wife wan go?

He started slèeping with most the girls he interviews, and they're about to scàtter his marriage for him. He had to pause.

@Wizarab10 I pity your children 😂😂😂😂

Wahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂

@tomisin_ms I know someone that stayed 12 years.. her life nearly spoilt luckily for her she vame from a strong family so when they got tired they changed the course of her life and returned the bride price. She is the UK now with a new man

Someone I know got married the same year I did, and she’s still waiting for her husband in Nigeria. He travelled out shortly after the wedding. I’m already three children in…she has none. These men will marry women, leave them behind for years, then build a whole life elsewhere, sometimes even with children, while expecting the woman at home to remain faithful. If you knew you were going to leave, why get married in the first place? Why put someone else’s life on hold like that?

@Feeztm Person go off cloth still close leg you go just tire

You never jam babe wey be talk and do. 🤣

@c_mobike Tp determine the organs hit by the bullet... very anyhow people. Maybe they will tell us he died out of fear and shock not gun shot wounds

I thought autopsy is required to determine/prove of death??? Or am I missing something?? That boy was publicly executed and murdered in cold blood. Autopsy for?? 🤷🏾‍♂️

@Wizarab10 Everyday I dey hear different problems 😂😂😂

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@imakun122 Lmao.. see premium wickedness. Looks like they even married as matured people. This one knew what she came for but e Don choke am

Court Orders Lagos Businesswoman to Return Property to Ex-Husband A Lagos-based businesswoman and former NTA staff, Ms. Olufunke Otti, has been ordered by the Lagos High Court to return a property she unlawfully acquired from her ex-husband, Chief Isaac Morakinyo Jolapamo. Delivering judgment in suit No. LD/3034LM/2022 on March 26, 2026, Justice Olufolake Olufolashade Adewunmi-Oshin declared that the property located at 23A & B Olusegun Aina Street, Parkview Estate, Ikoyi, Lagos, rightfully belongs to Chief Jolapamo and not Ms. Otti. The court consequently ordered her to relinquish the property to him. In addition, the court directed Ms. Otti to refund N410,347,000.00 to Chief Jolapamo, representing the outstanding balance from the proceeds of the sale of two vessels. She was also ordered to remit N63,000,000.00, being rental income collected from tenants between 2018 and 2021. Furthermore, the court awarded N5 million in general damages against her. Ms. Otti and Chief Jolapamo were formerly married. Their relationship began at the Mountain of Fire and Miracles Ministries (MFM), where Chief Jolapamo had gone in search of spiritual and personal support during a difficult period. Ms. Otti, a senior member of the church, was assigned to assist him, and their relationship eventually developed into a romantic one. The couple formalized their union on February 23, 2017, at the Federal Marriage Registry in Ikoyi, Lagos. During the marriage, Chief Jolapamo entrusted his wife with significant business responsibilities, including the sale of two vessels—M.T. MOR Prosperity and M.T. Power—with instructions to use the proceeds to acquire a matrimonial home in Parkview Estate. Ms. Otti sold the vessels for N810,347,000.00 and purchased the property as directed. However, she registered the property solely in her name without her husband’s knowledge. The situation came to light during a trip abroad when she sent him back to Nigeria and later informed him via WhatsApp that she was no longer interested in the marriage, instructing him to vacate the house. This revelation marked the beginning of a prolonged legal dispute between the couple, who had ceased living together as husband and wife since March 2019. Their marriage was officially dissolved in April 2025. With the court’s judgment delivered on March 26, 2026, Chief Jolapamo has now successfully reclaimed his property and financial entitlements.

@fawunmiolamide @khanofkhans11_ @XcessCars Na them sabi.m that 2015-2017 is perfect

@Teenatal @khanofkhans11_ @XcessCars God bless you. I wish people stopped conditioning themselves to the "Spider" car.

Everybody just de cop 014 Camry. Make una no buy am finish oh I never buy my own

@fawunmiolamide @khanofkhans11_ @XcessCars That xse na avalon in camry body

@khanofkhans11_ I get you. Person fit see clean 2015-2017 for less than 17m. @XcessCars is presently hawking one for about 12.5m cause na distress. If person get money, PLEASE, buy at least the 2015 XSE, your life will be sweet. There’s NOTHING the 2012-2014 has above the 2015-2017.

@GbolahanOlanyi0 You dey mind perfect online people... make them taste am so they can remember everything they need to remember

I saw a lot of comments saying rubbish. I pray you never experience what I went through. How could I remember a TikTok username in that situation? Or share my live location, I was doing all of it with a gun to my head, warned that if I did anything different from what I was told, I would be killed. I was under intense pressure, my body shaking badly. All I could remember was the name “Abubakar” the rest were just numbers. How do you expect me to remember those? 💔😥🤦🏽

@shredwithQpid Nobody wants that POV.. leabe for face to face meet

The worst is women that send you pictures of their bare vagina, please leave something to the imagination

So Carter wanted to end Portable.. what a fight 😂😂😂

Do police men have more freedom to use firearms more than soldiers? I understand soldiers usually explain how they used or lost their bullets but police men seem to waste it as they like.

@winexviv This was the exact situation when I lived there in 2012 and all through my years till 2018... 2026 and its still like this. We may actually be scared of excellence in this country. To think someone is even trying to intimidate people for exposing it is outrageous

How can students learn under this condition in UNN? We asked them to fix the hostels but Dr. Agbo Aaron Adibe chose to be arresting people. Our students can’t continue to live worse than prisoners.

@Wizarab10 Once you reach all this prophets place whether traditional, muslim or Christian, they must tell you something and they will tell you what you want to hear. Bear market that everyone is suffering has suddenly turned to disappointing a lady. Some of you need to chill sometimes

LMAO......Abeg Abeg

@Zlatan_Ibile Otilo

Babalawo e ma te refund laleyi

@Wizarab10 If you give her 1m for that nonsense she will ask for 2.5 tomorrow. Stand your ground. Be like you Don make mistake for this marriage thing

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@DisBrdg @metronaija Someone said this same thing where we went few days ago and he is married.... there is some truth to it

@metronaija Sometimes ehhh it’s very advisable for men to not stay sober. These are sober talks.

" My wife is not good at cooking but i cook and it works for us" - Banky W