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My only goal in life is to be able to escape from parking lots.
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i put the bee in imbeecile
@TheBrazenEnt
just a lizard floating calmly on the cesspool called life
Austin, TX انضم Ocak 2015
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Entering HomeGoods and getting possessed by the spirit of an older woman with a beach themed bathroom >>>>>
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I think it's a safe bet Polly will have some tragedy in her life too. Making it a story of two children processing death and mortality in different ways. Hmmm.
NarniaWeb@NarniaWeb
NarniaWeb has obtained some dialogue being used in auditions for Netflix's Narnia! 👀 The short script gives fans an intriguing glimpse into the material that young actors are using as they aim for a role in Greta Gerwig's upcoming adaptation: narniaweb.com/2025/03/auditi…
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yep boss, the promo video is going great. got the twitching humanoid robot strung up on a meat hook and flickering lights. they’ll love it
Clone@clonerobotics
Protoclone, the world's first bipedal, musculoskeletal android.
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i put the bee in imbeecile أُعيد تغريده
me to my 2025 robot that i’m having sex with after it cheated on me with the microwave
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My phone sent me a notification of a memory to "revisit the moment🥰" and the moment was me recording the rats in the ceiling
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the cat whiskers on 2016 has me CACKLING dan and phil your impact is so great
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@winterduck04 I'm not convinced anyone in film has read the books they adapt tbh
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someone read this entire paragraph
and decided to make them siblings
Winter 🏹@winterduck04
‘siblings Basil and Dorian Gray’ NEVERMIND CANCEL IT
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i put the bee in imbeecile أُعيد تغريده
"childless woman" is such an 19th-century-ass insult. what else you got. do I render inferior tallow? do my cabbages grow pale and blemished? does the quality of my sock-darning bring shame upon my father's name?
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Stepped into the elevator at this conference and there was just a guy with a chainsaw in there
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invented a new kind of messing up. grew too many tomatoes. absolutely underwater with these. what do i do, do NOT suggest marinara
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we may be experiencing the first instance of a tech bro slowly becoming a normal person again
Tsarathustra@tsarnick
Mark Zuckerberg says you can't just separate intelligence from consciousness and upload a mind to the cloud, because there's so much more that makes up a person
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no way like dan literally printed out the whole thing at their house so he could find the best way to arrange the pages
el@windhowell
i’m still sure that the “big project dan and phil were forced into” was tabinof
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