
Randy L-H
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Randy L-H
@TheFirstRandy
New Englander by birth, North Carolinian by choice. I work in insurance, I play board games, I drink beer, I support the @NERevs. I'm very cool.


The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.


An Israeli airstrike struck an apartment building in central Beirut, on Wednesday. The Israeli army had warned residents to evacuate about an hour before completely flattening it as day broke.


As unbelievable as it sounds, Ramadan observance is now 'commanded' by the NC governor to be observed by 'all NC residents'!! Read the last paragraph!



The United Kingdom has demanded that 4chan pay a £520,000 fine for failure to comply with UK age verification laws. However, since 4chan is based in the USA, the UK has no jurisdiction to fine Americans in America. “As has been explained to your agency, ad nauseam, the United Kingdom lost the American Revolutionary War. We are not in the mood to discuss the matter further, and have not been in the mood for 250 years.” The letter to the UK’s Ofcom ended by suggesting that “maybe, you could just stop sending Americans stupid letters and acknowledge the sovereignty of the United States.” 4chan’s attorney, @prestonjbyrne also included a picture of a giant hamster dressed as Godzilla.


imagine i steal and squat your house, and as a compromise i give you back your bedroom and some of the bathroom.


I know almost nothing about the movie Sinners--don't know the plot, the genre (zombie? western?)--I get the strong feeling it sucks.


How would you rank the last ten #Oscar Best Picture winners? 2016: Moonlight 2017: The Shape Of Water 2018: Green Book 2019: Parasite 2020: Nomadland 2021: CODA 2022: Everything Everywhere All At Once 2023: Oppenheimer 2024: Anora 2025: One Battle After Another

🚨Bill Clinton: "Palestinians were offered a state on the entire West Bank & east Jerusalem as its capital. Israel accepted, but Palestinians refused. They did not care about a homeland for the Palestinians. All they wanted was to kill Israelis." Follow me: @ItsCarterHughes

Ever since early October, when ‘Marty Supreme’ premiered with a secret screening at the New York Film Festival, Timothée Chalamet had been considered a strong candidate to take the prize that had eluded him on his two previous nominations. What Chalamet wanted was to become the second-youngest Best Actor winner in Oscars history. What he got instead was a three-week festival of disappointment in every corner of the film industry. Chalamet’s Best Actor loss to Michael B. Jordan on Sunday night was the final step in what turned out to be a head-spinning rise and fall for the 30-year-old actor over the course of this awards season. What happened? Nate Jones writes about the ways Chalamet fell short: nymag.visitlink.me/1dEdoW

👀 NBC News polling: In the Middle East situation, are your sympathies more with the Israelis or more with the Palestinians? 2013: 45% Israelis, 13% Palestinians 2026: 40% Israelis, 39% Palestinians A massive shift.



BREAKING: Michael B. Jordan is 2x more likely to win the Oscar for Best Actor after Chalamet's comments on ballet









