Randy L-H

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Randy L-H

Randy L-H

@TheFirstRandy

New Englander by birth, North Carolinian by choice. I work in insurance, I play board games, I drink beer, I support the @NERevs. I'm very cool.

انضم Mayıs 2012
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Randy L-H
Randy L-H@TheFirstRandy·
I knew nothing about #Afroman prior to this. Now he's one of my favorite people.
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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Randy L-H
Randy L-H@TheFirstRandy·
@smod4real Congrats, you've hit on the exact dilemma Israel has been faced with for 20+ years. If you kill the terrorists efficiently, you get accused of war crimes; if you try to save civilian lives... you get accused of war crimes.
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Sweet Meteor O'Death@smod4real·
I’ve never understood the point of destroying a residential building after telling everyone to leave an hour before. Let’s say Hezbollah takes up half the building. They get notice, pack up their laptops and go somewhere else. Why do the innocent have to lose their homes?
The Associated Press@AP

An Israeli airstrike struck an apartment building in central Beirut, on Wednesday. The Israeli army had warned residents to evacuate about an hour before completely flattening it as day broke.

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Geri Ricci
Geri Ricci@RicciGeri·
Will some CHRISTIAN Attorney-at-Law in North Carolina file a lawsuit with the DOJ Civil Rights Division now please. The Governor of N.C., Josh Stein "Procalimed" that RAMADAN be respected and observed in NORTH CAROLINA. Under the 1st AMENDMEND, @NC_Governor has abrogated same. The Islamic religion is being FAVORED over any CHRISTIAN or JEWISH HOLY SEASON. The most favored status has been put in writinng in the form of a contract i.e. Whereas there are millions of musims blah blah blah Whereas the 9th month of the islamic calendar, is celebrated annually by millions... blah blah, etc. He then sets his hand and great seal of North Carolina to his Ramadan Proclamation.
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Randy L-H
Randy L-H@TheFirstRandy·
@mattvanswol I'm genuinely embarrassed to live in the same state as someone as stupid as you. Please move.
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Matt Van Swol
Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol·
Well… it’s true. Democrat North Carolina Governor, Josh Stein, has formally recognized Ramadan in the state for February 17 – March 19, 2026. The declaration states Ramadan is to be: “commended in its observance to ALL residents…” This is absolutely insane…
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Aristonkle
Aristonkle@ParanoidPol·
Imagine the Jews being persecuted throughout the entire Middle East and Europe so an idea was birthed to go to a centralized place in the pursuit of safety that had a religious and historical connection to Judaism. Then Jews legally buy 7% of the land from Arabs for decades who sell it to them at way over market prices, and then the Arabs decide to slaughter Jews in 1920, 1921, and 1929 so the Jews say maybe we should create self defense organizations so we don’t get slaughtered again despite most of us being pretty woke lefties that just want to farm and be safe, so much so that despite killing us and losing our trust, we still want to be good neighbors and split the land with you into two countries where one didn’t exist before. Imagine the local Arabs saying no repeatedly after multiple offers were made for a state and launching a war to attack Jews and verbatim drive them into the sea, and then getting their asses kicked by a bunch of Auschwitz survivors. Then they tried again twice, and lost both times. Then the Israelis offered them a state again, and they said no and launched suicide bombing campaigns while the Israelis kept building their country. And now here we are - they keep trying to destroy, the Israelis keep trying to build, and the axis of resistance is in literal shambles and all of the top guys have fucked their people over for no other reason than militant religiously fueled radicalism. Palestinian leadership has consistently prioritized a struggle over a state and they’ve gotten it. The Israelis will continue to build, and the funny thing is, they just want those around them to do the same. But you’re too ideologically captured to recognize that.
doomernat@doomernat22

imagine i steal and squat your house, and as a compromise i give you back your bedroom and some of the bathroom.

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Charlie Smirkley
Charlie Smirkley@charliesmirkley·
The inequality causes crime narrative is activist science. 43 studies. 1,341 estimates. Half the data never published. Corrected effect: near zero. Inequality doesn’t drive crime.
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Randy L-H
Randy L-H@TheFirstRandy·
@AliceFromQueens 100%. It was trying to be two or three different movies in one, and didn't do any of them very well. Should've stuck with the "former black gangsters start a jukebox in the Reconstruction South," would've made for a far, far better and more interesting movie.
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Randy L-H
Randy L-H@TheFirstRandy·
@Halalcoholism @HistoryBoomer EEAAO belongs at least in the Good tier, probably Very Good. Shape of Water is genuinely one of the worst pieces of crap I've ever seen.
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christoph
christoph@Halalcoholism·
I’ve seen 7/10 of these so I’ll rank them into tiers. Come at me, haters TRANSCENDENT: Moonlight VERY GOOD: Parasite One Battle After Another Oppenheimer GOOD, BUT BEST PICTURE, REALLY?: The Shape Of Water Green Book OVERRATED GARBAGE: Everything Everywhere All At Once
Matt Neglia@NextBestPicture

How would you rank the last ten #Oscar Best Picture winners? 2016: Moonlight 2017: The Shape Of Water 2018: Green Book 2019: Parasite 2020: Nomadland 2021: CODA 2022: Everything Everywhere All At Once 2023: Oppenheimer 2024: Anora 2025: One Battle After Another

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Arash Azizi آرش عزیزی
When you see takes like this, remember everybody who defends Susan. I am not saying this for some sort of a moral outrage. World is a tough place (though ofc anyone decent should be morally outraged). But this is what these folks believe so let's not pretend otherwise
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Randy L-H
Randy L-H@TheFirstRandy·
@HistoryBoomer A fellow wargame nerd? Nice. Post a review when you've had a chance to play it!
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Carl@HistoryBoomer·
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Amy Spitalnick
Amy Spitalnick@amyspitalnick·
This is unforgivable: Afghan who fought with US special forces — and was legally evacuated to the U.S. — dies in ICE custody independent.co.uk/news/world/ame…
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