Ghost 💀

“In a way, ‘things’ (such as books filled with ideas) and ‘places’ (memories of places and destinations yet to be visited) are what captivate me more than people. 1/2

Please attach resume , cover letter, and video (.mp4, .mov, .mov) of you begging for this job

@Dersert3 @tehmie_ it was one insane shock. I understand 😭

@Thoby__ @tehmie_ Bruh 😭

Quick one; Any one saw mail for deals?

@Dersert3 @tehmie_ see that siat p sef

@Thoby__ @tehmie_ Nah my first bad streak oh 😭

@Dersert3 @tehmie_ wetin dey occur with you recently?

@tehmie_ Rejection yes 😭😭😭

@sfali789 @abdullahsedit 😂

@abdullahsedit akhi this is all we know akhi

Why are Muslims still making marriage and prayer time apps in 2026? Unbelievable man

born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from

tomorrow is thursday, folks! fast, if you are able, and earn reward by reminding others. may Allah accept it.

this might be a long shot, but I’ll ask anyway. does anyone have a working laptop they’re willing to give out? i have two people in dire need of one for work. i advised one against installments (riba) because he's going to lose the job and i'm hoping something will come their way soon, bi idhniLlāh. nothing fancy at all, just something sturdy and functional. i’d really appreciate any help or leads. 🙏

the art of trying anyway

Even if she's usually effusive and wasn't this time, you can reply with "ahn ahn😭 I no try? This congratulations is dry o". Opens up a channel. You've aired your disappoint and she has a chance to 'explain'.

you literally just have to get really good at continuing

Believe it or not, these “get your PVC” tweets are actually impactful.

S i m p l i c i t y 🇳🇬

Nigerians oh Please register to vote/ Review your voter registration. cvr.inecnigeria.org

“hello, please go and get your pvc.”

“You are so quiet” Abeg na once in a day I dey chop I no get energy to waste.

I dislike being pitied.

Thank God say I watch Nat Geo Wild, if not how I for take Dey understand some of una behaviors.

Every single problem I'm facing in my life rn can be solved by a large amount of money entering into my bank acct.

Who lose me no lose anything o Infact na God save you