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@SGTWipper1Each That's not food that is a war crime. Pretty sure Canada invented it in WW1.

This should be standard issue for Food Stamps. If it's good enough for the Troops, it's good enough for civilians.

@Grunt2A @nypost Meant hypothetically *

@TimEnos8 @nypost

Ex-Biden staffer said he accidentally shot girlfriend in shower, charged with death trib.al/A7LdqRc

@AmiriKing They really wonder why.

Why would you choose to be as insufferable as possible everywhere you go? What is the point of this?

@SocietyOfGregs @Grunt2A @nypost

@TimEnos8 @Grunt2A @nypost Hypothetical response: yes, but that’s horrible

@thomas_garrard I got you Battle

My sense of humor keeps trying to think of something more gay than Lindsey Graham, but honestly, I got nothing.

@X9_redux I'm going to find the weirdest furry tentacle anime I can find. Lord help me, no one is walking away from this clean.

Agave got another suspension. Nows the time to make Japan think he loves anime.

@hodges_allissa It is nice to meet normal folks on that side of the river lol

@hodges_allissa We are on the otherside of the Mississippi but sentiments are the same

I like my firearms like I like my tamales. Homemade. Sold out of the back of a trunk. And with no government involvement.

@holz_xi @spikesguides @tanomuzeA I'm an average white guy, no shame brother.

@TimEnos8 @spikesguides @tanomuzeA That DM was private.

🇺🇸アメリカニキに提案がある Feet　→　M　（メートル） pounds　→　KG　（キログラム） F → °C　 マジでお願いします、 数学弱く無い方だったけど未だに困惑する

@HardPass4 @Dianexis I have kids and I was single too. I know a fleshlight when I see one.

@Dianexis Possibly a bubble machine (I have kids)

Fuckin weirdo, man.

@holz_xi @spikesguides @tanomuzeA The Thunder Thimble knows no measurement.

@TimEnos8 @spikesguides @tanomuzeA *Whips out 7 inches (175 mm) of limp dick

@harveyspistols Rascal isn't going to take our bribe of mud bugs now is he?

@harveyspistols I was just kidding. I'd love my son even if he was wrong.

@TimEnos8 I am ambidextrous. Just definitely left eye dominant.

Extry Filthy

@Grunt2A @nypost So, hypocritical here. In the event of a direct kinetic hit with a 155mm projectile before detonation and their buddy is in that microsecond window of a splash zone possibly existing does that count as a shower?

@nypost In the hundreds of thousands of rounds I have fired in my life I have never come even remotely close to shooting anyone in the shower

@tanomuzeA I will literally measure anything by anything other than metric out of spite.

@spikesguides @tanomuzeA You (smack) will (smack) learn (smack) to (smack) love (smack) it! (Smack)

I do engineering work and when I started I desperately wanted to only use the metric system for everything. Then I found out that my industry, especially machinists, all prefer the Imperial system. It took me a good year to adjust but now I have grown accustomed to it. Long story short, blame the machinists.

@thedesertyote @DocStrangelove2 Sure that's cancer? Cuz it looks gay as AIDS to me.

@DocStrangelove2 You too can experience cancer for 350$ and look like a doofus at the range

It will be our downfall.

@AmericaPapaBear @SecWar What Brokeback Apocalypto shit is this?

🚨JUST IN: This soldier in uniform is going viral right now. Is this what the Hegseth military is about? I wonder what @SecWar would think if he saw it.