Tim Postins
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Tim Postins
@TimePositions
‘Anyone who says differently is selling something.’
Bristol, England انضم Ekim 2013
134 يتبع188 المتابعون
There are four stages of laundry: washing, drying, folding and putting away. If you have not completed all four, you have not, in fact, done the laundry. Instead,you've made an annoying obstacle for the next person and are a laundry traffic jamming twat.
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Just spotted @benmark7’s face on a t-shirt being worn by a fan. Proper merch. Out in the wild. Utterly surreal but very cool.
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@chopperfireball Directed by the stepson of Baroness Ritchie of Brompton and the 11th Baronet of Loton Park.
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Starring Richard Pettyfer's son, Elliot Kastner's step-son, Martha Fiennes and George Tiffin's son, Roy Kinnear's son, and the son of Edward Fox and Joanne David.
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
Henry Cavill, Alan Ritchson and Henry Golding star in the first clip for Guy Ritchie’s ‘THE MINISTRY OF UNGENTLEMANLY WARFARE’ In theaters on April 19. (Source: @Fandango)
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@scottygb Credit where credit is due, this is all down to a stunning idea that my former colleague @BenPatterson1 had when we were both working for Sky Movies (now Sky Cinema).
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It’s good to see that the greatest idea in the entire history of movie scheduling is still going strong.
PS… it was originally @BenPatterson1’s idea.
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@chopperfireball @FTStweets Just popping back onto Twitter to let you know that I watched Dreamcatcher last night for he first time since the cinema and… wow.
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@TimePositions @FTStweets It’s probably the aliens putting those thoughts straight into your head.
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New: On EH#82 Nick Rehak from @FTStweets help us review the bonkers DREAMCATCHER (2003) as we try to work out what the hell is going on with Morgan Freeman's eyebrows
Listen via
iTunes apple.co/31rtL0o
Spotify spoti.fi/2Brnoj1
Sticher bit.ly/2DgoVbw
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@TheOtherBBFC The ‘8’ looks enough like a ‘B’ to make this satisfying.
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If you told us half of those movies were made up, we’d believe you.
The Schlock Pit@theschlockpit
Where eagles dare…
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Tim Postins@TimePositions
@HelenLOHara @ChrisHewitt @KevinLehane Movie quiz while on holiday. Soundtrack round. They played the Raiders March. I wrote ‘Raiders Of The Lost Ark’. Quizmaster walking between the tables shook his head at me and mouthed ‘No, it’s Indiana Jones’. I refused to change it despite knowing I’d get no points.
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Am at a quiz where the answer to which Indy film has the longest title was given as Indiana Jones And The Raiders Of The Lost Ark! I swear to Kali I nearly set the fucking building on fire. It’s wrong on TWO counts!
GIF
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So... who wants to celebrate 10 years of the BBFC at @wshed with a special double bill?
bristolbadfilmclub.co.uk/bristol-bad-fi…
GIF
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@TheOtherBBFC Should probably admit at this juncture that I didn’t edit that bit. Only fair.
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This is on tonight. I was fully clothed when we shot it but did most of the editing in my underwear (ah, the joys of working from home). Please don’t let either of those things dissuade you from watching. Cheers.
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@TheOtherBBFC That is literally the last thing Cruise says in the show.
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@SteveClampITV Which incredible person with stunning taste and rock-hard abs bought you that book?
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London bound for a very special event honouring one of the greatest film directors of all time. For a Bond fan like me, few days will ever be as thrilling as this! #johnglen #keepingthebritishendup
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@alex_zane @BenPatterson1 @JaninePipe28 The best bit was the dumbfounded look of disbelief that slowly morphed into childlike wonder as he regurgitated the news to us that this was indeed Quint's harpoon you had clasped in your hands.
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@chopperfireball Bryan Cranston played a character called Mr Dearden, presumably named after his wife, in the 2011 film Detachment.
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@LRoundels @SteveClampITV I watched it again only a few weeks ago. It’s just so weird. So much of the standard connective material you’d expect, especially in the early part of the film, simply isn’t there.
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@TimePositions @SteveClampITV I saw a preview screening at my local Odeon. They used the tiniest screen they had and it was me and about 5 other people.
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Brian Clemens commented that the Teddy Bear outfits had no internal logic. He said if he'd done the scene, the scientists would be hidden under big umbrellas and it would be raining inside.
[The Avengers movie 1998]
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@SteveClampITV @LRoundels At 8pm on opening night. Incredible.
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@SteveClampITV @LRoundels I went to see it opening night straight after work. Dashed to the cinema, still in my Sainsbury’s uniform, arrived a couple of minutes late, asked if there were any seats left, got a sly smile in return, walked into the auditorium… empty. Literally no one in there but me.
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