sovereign simp-izen

This mask always makes me laugh. i don't like to look at the other one..

this is a new level of grift bro he’s got 20k people watching this shit 😭😭😭

Reminder that President Trump was a star athlete before pursuing a career in real estate. Had President Trump decided to focus on athletics, there is no doubt we would have watched him walk across the NFL Draft stage on a night like tonight. America is lucky he picked us.

British Cabinet Ministers Losing Confidence in PM Keir Starmer: "It's Bleak" as Coup Talks Heat Up — iPaper

Elden ring mod where everything is exactly the same but Rannis hat gets a little bigger each time you see her like the cop from scary movie 3

NYC just launched yet another social club. It's called Stylus. It's in the Lower East Side. They have an 'acoustically engineered' listening room and performance space. Took 2.5 years to design. There's also a recording studio, terrace, private salon. 750 members max. For ppl who care a lot about sound and music.

holy fuck, a hair dryer at a Paris airport broke Polymarket weather markets & made someone $34,000 richer - polymarket was settling Paris temperature bets on a single Météo France sensor sitting near the Charles de Gaulle runway perimeter - basically unguarded - the guy bought the long-shot outcome (like "22°C" when everyone expected 18°C) for pennies, since nobody thought it'd hit - then he walked up to the probe and briefly heated the air around it with a portable heat source, spiking the reading just long enough to register as the daily max - temperature snapped back to normal in minutes, the market resolved in his favor, and he cashed out - twice, on April 6 and April 15, before Météo France caught on and filed charges hyperstitions.

Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tommy needy drinky.

Pragmata is a psyop to counter decades of anti-natalist propaganda and bring up global birth rates

Think this is the deepest Scientology raid I’ve seen so far Almost got to Xenu