Tour Mid-Am

Over/Under on Augusta members wearing a white belt under Green Jacket? ZERO. And I'll take the under.

Final day of a golf trip: “It’s been fun boys. It’s time to leave the ones we love and head home”

Watching the DNC is like playing virtual golf. It’s not real and you always do worse in real life. #tma

Using an oversized putter grip to roll the rock …. is like using a Spork to eat a wagyu steak. #onewrap #mediumrare #TMA

Tending the flag on a 7 footer. #tma

Calling the chipping green the “short range” #TMA

8:30 tee time: Caddie: morning TMA Me holding a @MillerLite: morning Caddie: damn getting started early! Me: yea I had to get the toothpaste taste out of my mouth. #tma

Saw a chalk line at Crump Coleman and LA. Young guns are not adjusting well to #tma. Have to say it’s disappointing. Time to schedule a boot camp.

Deciding which jet to buy based on how many sets of clubs fit in the luggage compartment. #TMA

@dustin_kersey They don’t have to show up! #tma

Anyone else find it crazy that Augusta after making over $150mil in revenue for hosting The Masters and only paying the player $20m of it can’t find enough money to pay for the Champions dinner??? Force the Champ to host a dinner of all past champs and stick him with the bill🤯

What’s that? Didn’t hear you over the crack of this Miller Lite.

Masters and Cashmere go together like medium rare and cab. Force cashmere Mon-Thurs. No force necessary on the weekend. Young guns won’t know what hit em. #tma

Taking one extra club on the first hole Sunday morning because the Advil hasn’t kicked in. #tma #bird

Props are for boats, not planes.

Finding a flat #sprinklerhead to avoid spillage in the midst of a round. #tma @MillerLite

BYOStyro

Nothing better than an evening #shortcourse session at PV. #famousgrouse.

A little post round dinner and wine in the #taproom at @PebbleBeachCali #tma @s_hagestad

"Unbelievably poor second" #TMA

Picking up a 3 footer in a tournament round. #TMA

Just broke my favorite scotch glass. Didn't drop it. Hit my putt too hard watching these liberals get interviewed on @FoxNews. #TaxReform