Michael Ray Powers

@abothestabo Milk couch!

you can just tell when someone is a freddy fan

@maejok @grok The materials and labor to build a set that big cost more than an actual house. Also, yall would have the unions wanting a piece if your budget is more than 750k. Just ask Sam about world peace, union shut down the whole shoot after two weeks.

. @grok What’s the rough cost to buy a warehouse big enough to build a movie set house inside, in a city with a major airport less than an hour away?

@LostAuxMedia Easy there hairdo

We’re all gonna hate watch your special like you do Jeff Dye’s stuff, so better be fucking good pal…

@HeartTank64 Yall believe this gaslight?

So TJ was at the house today with Binx. They ran into each other at the airport, then she asked if he wanted on. He gets there and was said to be pacing back n forth for 3 hours afraid to come into the house. Then says fuck it and leaves. Im thinking the pressure of Bam got to him. I say this because he was on El Estanque with Binx recently and had no issues. So im no entirely sure what made him walk away. #fishtanklive #fishtankdotlive

Morning sfx spam while they sleep is my favorite. #fishtanklive

@Connorrush_ @HeartTank64 Don’t you bang trannies?

He’s trying way too hard this season . Havent talked to this kid in a year and a half after he held my pocket walking out after I told him to. He gets off to talking about me then kneels to me. At least someone is getting off to me I guess 😂 #fishtank #fishtanklive

@VigilantFox Aren’t these the pedophile apologists for r Kelly?

Andrew Schulz and Charlamagne notice something “crazy” about breakfast foods and ADHD. 😂 SCHULZ: “They would feed us f*cking Cookie Crisp, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Cocoa Pebbles at 7:30 and then expect us to sit down and pay attention at elementary school.” CHARLAMAGNE: “Why you try to put us on Ritalin? Tell us we got ADHD, but you gave us all that sugar in the f*cking morning.” SCHULZ: “Exactly!” “So now you got every kid on f*cking Ritalin because you’re popping us full of sugar in the morning.” CHARLAMAGNE: “You got the nerve to be mad at me because I’m pulling fire alarms just to run outside the fucking classroom?” SCHULZ: “You’re giving a 12-year-old a line of coke and then asking him to learn f*cking geography.” CHARLAMAGNE: “Telling me to sit still!” SCHULZ: “F*ck outta here, sit still!” CHARLAMAGNE: “I cannot even control my little adolescent body. You’re giving me all this sugar, but I got to just sit here.” [Hyperventilating intensifies] SCHULZ: “That’s not right.”

@NoLayingUp Ah yes, let’s tip toe around the issue because we don’t wanna alienate any chance of collabing with tiger.

We react to Tiger's latest car accident and the week in golf on this week’s recap pod. open.spotify.com/episode/4U5Tz9…

@YourOldDroog @benaveryisgood

What’s that movie where Brendan Frazier plays Dave Blunts

@edgaralandough Ah yes, the no shit Sherlock list

I’m 32. Here are things I stopped buying once I became financially literate:

@Hoppydoesntread Also a clearance issue, nice work around.

In Superbad the Bill Hader cop says “that’s Yoda, you familiar with Yoda? From, uh, Attack of the Clones” The fact he specifically says “attack of the clones” and not just Star Wars is so funny to me.

@SeanDSarcasm_ It’s 80 degrees and this bitch hips is in hoodie and jeans.

#fishtanklive "Is this a good shot?"-mints

@RealJohnKnauf @CelsiusOfficial Brother, you would love em.

@WookMasterFlex @CelsiusOfficial Never had one

Very good @CelsiusOfficial

Last night around 11pm I saw a morbidly obese homeless man steal what I assumed to be an abandoned vehicle involved in a single car crash. The driver was probably drunk and didn’t want to get a DUI so they left the scene. The homeless man crept up to the vehicle as if it would autonomously drive away at the sight of him. He then looked at me as if seeking approval. The words “take it” fell from my mouth. I could tell he was an evil man, but he was not always this way. I enjoyed watching that.

@RealJohnKnauf @CelsiusOfficial A fellow man of taste I see.

Decent flavor @CelsiusOfficial

@freddydoubles It’s an ad. That’s about it.

So, couple things here. I have watched about 20 combined minutes of YouTube golf in my life, and Grant Horvat has hit a draw every time I’ve seen him hit a ball, and also i can’t imagine giving a shit what golf ball he plays. I normally don’t like to yuck peoples yum, but I just can’t wrap my head around this shit

@MyGolfSpy Micah at number 4 is hilarious. No tooms? No kwon? No Sam?

🚨 TOP 10 YOUTUBE GOLFERS 🚨 (according to Reddit) 🔟 Grant Horvat (+2.9) 9️⃣ Jimmy Bullard (+3.0) 8️⃣ Garrett Clark (+3.2) 7️⃣ Ben Kruper (+3.2) 6️⃣ Tae-Wook Koh (+3.2) 5️⃣ Kyle Berkshire (+4.4) Here's your top 5: buff.ly/xkRvdVX

@JohnChr42 @kinsellawarren They are two sides of the same coin. Being partisan is a psyop

@kinsellawarren QAnon was WRONG. -They said it was HILLARY Clinton (not Bill) -They said it was Democrats (when it was mostly Republicans) -They said Russia wasn't involved when Russia ran all through it. -They said Trump was 'fighting' against the pedos when they were actually his buddies.

You know, QAnon were nuts, but they weren't so off about a global cabal of rich pedophiles operating in secret, were they?

@LizCrokin @kurtmetzger Liz, you just exposed yourself.

@kurtmetzger It’s pretty amazing I just got you to expose yourself & your Soy Boy plan by telling you that you lost your balls in one short tweet. I will LMFAO about this forever! 😂😂😝

Btw Pizzagate was real.