Michael Ray Powers

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Michael Ray Powers

Michael Ray Powers

@WookMasterFlex

Surrender is death, and death is for pussies - Kenny Powers. Scarsclub. Give it a year.

Katılım Temmuz 2010
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💚HeartTank64💚
💚HeartTank64💚@HeartTank64·
So TJ was at the house today with Binx. They ran into each other at the airport, then she asked if he wanted on. He gets there and was said to be pacing back n forth for 3 hours afraid to come into the house. Then says fuck it and leaves. Im thinking the pressure of Bam got to him. I say this because he was on El Estanque with Binx recently and had no issues. So im no entirely sure what made him walk away. #fishtanklive #fishtankdotlive
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The Vigilant Fox 🦊
The Vigilant Fox 🦊@VigilantFox·
Andrew Schulz and Charlamagne notice something “crazy” about breakfast foods and ADHD. 😂 SCHULZ: “They would feed us f*cking Cookie Crisp, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Cocoa Pebbles at 7:30 and then expect us to sit down and pay attention at elementary school.” CHARLAMAGNE: “Why you try to put us on Ritalin? Tell us we got ADHD, but you gave us all that sugar in the f*cking morning.” SCHULZ: “Exactly!” “So now you got every kid on f*cking Ritalin because you’re popping us full of sugar in the morning.” CHARLAMAGNE: “You got the nerve to be mad at me because I’m pulling fire alarms just to run outside the fucking classroom?” SCHULZ: “You’re giving a 12-year-old a line of coke and then asking him to learn f*cking geography.” CHARLAMAGNE: “Telling me to sit still!” SCHULZ: “F*ck outta here, sit still!” CHARLAMAGNE: “I cannot even control my little adolescent body. You’re giving me all this sugar, but I got to just sit here.” [Hyperventilating intensifies] SCHULZ: “That’s not right.”
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Michael Ray Powers
Michael Ray Powers@WookMasterFlex·
@NoLayingUp Ah yes, let’s tip toe around the issue because we don’t wanna alienate any chance of collabing with tiger.
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Your Old Droog
Your Old Droog@YourOldDroog·
What’s that movie where Brendan Frazier plays Dave Blunts
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CooperBaggs 💰🍞
CooperBaggs 💰🍞@edgaralandough·
I’m 32. Here are things I stopped buying once I became financially literate:
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Hoppy
Hoppy@Hoppydoesntread·
In Superbad the Bill Hader cop says “that’s Yoda, you familiar with Yoda? From, uh, Attack of the Clones” The fact he specifically says “attack of the clones” and not just Star Wars is so funny to me.
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John Knauf
John Knauf@RealJohnKnauf·
Last night around 11pm I saw a morbidly obese homeless man steal what I assumed to be an abandoned vehicle involved in a single car crash. The driver was probably drunk and didn’t want to get a DUI so they left the scene. The homeless man crept up to the vehicle as if it would autonomously drive away at the sight of him. He then looked at me as if seeking approval. The words “take it” fell from my mouth. I could tell he was an evil man, but he was not always this way. I enjoyed watching that.
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Freddy Doubles
Freddy Doubles@freddydoubles·
So, couple things here. I have watched about 20 combined minutes of YouTube golf in my life, and Grant Horvat has hit a draw every time I’ve seen him hit a ball, and also i can’t imagine giving a shit what golf ball he plays. I normally don’t like to yuck peoples yum, but I just can’t wrap my head around this shit
TaylorMade Golf@TaylorMadeGolf

Baby draws incoming for @GrantHorvatGolf? 👀 Watch his full testing session with the new TP5 and TP5x and @McIlroyRory, and learn which model was best for his game: tmgolf.co/XRoryGrantTP5

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MYGOLFSPY
MYGOLFSPY@MyGolfSpy·
🚨 TOP 10 YOUTUBE GOLFERS 🚨 (according to Reddit) 🔟 Grant Horvat (+2.9) 9️⃣ Jimmy Bullard (+3.0) 8️⃣ Garrett Clark (+3.2) 7️⃣ Ben Kruper (+3.2) 6️⃣ Tae-Wook Koh (+3.2) 5️⃣ Kyle Berkshire (+4.4) Here's your top 5: buff.ly/xkRvdVX
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John Chr 🏴‍☠️🤖
John Chr 🏴‍☠️🤖@JohnChr42·
@kinsellawarren QAnon was WRONG. -They said it was HILLARY Clinton (not Bill) -They said it was Democrats (when it was mostly Republicans) -They said Russia wasn't involved when Russia ran all through it. -They said Trump was 'fighting' against the pedos when they were actually his buddies.
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Warren Kinsella
Warren Kinsella@kinsellawarren·
You know, QAnon were nuts, but they weren't so off about a global cabal of rich pedophiles operating in secret, were they?
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LIZ CROKIN
LIZ CROKIN@LizCrokin·
@kurtmetzger It’s pretty amazing I just got you to expose yourself & your Soy Boy plan by telling you that you lost your balls in one short tweet. I will LMFAO about this forever! 😂😂😝
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Kurt Metzger
Kurt Metzger@kurtmetzger·
Btw Pizzagate was real.
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Devan Costa
Devan Costa@DevanCosta·
Live Free or Dye
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Ben Avery
Ben Avery@benaveryisgood·
My channel and the lemonparty channel were created with different emails/information. This was a targeted attack....a hit
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