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@FabrizioRomano LFG! 💪🏾

🇵🇹👍🏻 Cristiano Ronaldo and João Neves ahead of the game.

@DrRemilio Sure that uniform isn't a costume for a scene?

The Female cop who panicked and headshotted the civilian Rabbi outside of the Pornhub Headquarters has been identified

@Wizarab10 That's how bias operates.

It is kinda funny that we are using goals to shame the highest goal scorer in football ever.

@elonmusk Yes, go on...

Misleading branding works well

@Only1elder @Valentino7980 Person wey them ask question different. Perso wey de cry different. No be juju be that? As him bring proof him die? Has his credibility not been established? Did I not apologize? Where you come de carry your aproko go?

@Valentino7980 @XyzComrade For 1M impressions sef some People ehnn, keep going bro 💪

I got 1M impressions in 24 hours. It wasn't because I posted more. It was because I stopped doing one thing.

@Valentino7980 Alright. My apologies.

@XyzComrade As how na how I go Dey lie cus of impressions

@Ibra_official The beast 🔥

Bullseye

@dammiedammie35 Seriously, is everyone now a thief? Like, are there no decent people anymore?

BREAKING: NANS President Exposed Fr@ud In President Tinubu NELFUND Loan Disbursements To The School, Finger Dr. Rauf Adegoke, Rector of D.S. Adegbenro Polytechnic Itori. He said the school charges N236,000 for HND 1 but uploaded N350,000 on the NELFUND portal. He also said the school charges N152,000 for ND II but uploaded N330,000 on the portal.

@elonmusk For context:

Correct

@elonmusk I agree with you on this one.

Exactly

@ikhide Sounds like a man who lived. RIP 🕊️

This is my dad, Papalolo, in his Mobile Police uniform. He was part of the first set of Mobile Policemen in Nigeria, inaugurated in the early 60's. Trained to maim and kill, they were not called "Kill and Go" for nothing. My dad taught me how to survive contact with the police, he would admonish me, "Ikhide, once a policeman stops you, you are already in trouble, show respect, do not talk back, because things will only get worse!" That advice has probably saved my life a few times here in America. My dad was a good looking man, blessed with a natural charm and superb story telling abilities, and he knew it. He loved women and women loved him back, sometimes too much. It all made sense, he was attentive to people and he said all the right things. He was also goal oriented; if he wanted something or anyone, he went for his desire full blast, with all his charm. There was a sense of the invincible in him; he and his team mates were always leaving, speeding happily to "emergency" zones, armed to the teeth with everything, including ogogoro and whatever gunned their demons. They traveled in long convoys with dispatch riders on powerful motorbikes racing them to war. He always came back, all cool with his haversack and attitude. But this one time, he lost his cool; in the late 60's the Biafrans ambushed them in Asaba and beat the crap out of his contingent and he limped home with broken bones. I thought he was the coolest dude ever; I followed him everywhere and could not wait for him to return from wherever he was always going to, just to listen to his stories. He was tough on his first three children (I was the oldest) but man, he cared. I was always getting into trouble and he was always getting me out of it. He was not a perfect man; I inherited all his demons. He had stories, man. He claimed he was part of the special contingent of 100 extremely good looking warriors that formed a parade for the Queen of England when she visited Nigeria in the fifties. And he said the Queen touched him and spoke to him but protocol demanded that he did not respond. He also claimed that everywhere the Queen went, this contingent of extremely good looking men went before her and to this day the Queen thinks that all Nigerian policemen are drop-dead gorgeous like him. I am surprised he didn't take selfies with her. An autodidact who did not attend high school but who read voraciously and continuously, he turned me on to stories, and the literature of our people, especially Chinua Achebe's books. He liked Things Fall Apart but his best books were No Longer at Ease and A Man of the People. He loved TM Aluko's books, especially One Man One Wife. In his youth he loved a good bottle of beer or two and taunting people with what he called hard truths. He was a royal pain in the ass to those who didn't like his truths. But he was fun to be around nonetheless. Papalolo. Today, more than ever, I miss you, I miss your fantastic stories. I would say, "I love you," but you would look up from wherever you are in the pantheon of the uber cool and go, "This one has become a white man! Na who love epp? SMH!" Love you, regardless! Always!

@NewsCentralTV He clearly needed that hug.

The Department of State Services has closed its case against Nasir El-Rufai over alleged wiretapping. His lawyers seek a review of his bail terms, claiming he has met all but four, and challenged one condition, saying he knows no Level 17 civil servant who owns property in Maitama or Asokoro.

@ESPNFC You can't with humans. These guys have been delivering, back-to-back quality for longer than many of their crtitcs have been alive. While many others can't even kick a ball to save their lives.

Joao Cancelo thinks criticism towards Cristiano Ronaldo and Neymar at the World Cup has been unfair 🗣️

@IGGYAZALEA I definitely wouldn't be subscribing to your opinion on this.

After this World Cup, the debate might finally be over..

@Valentino7980 I think everything slowed down around pay day and are now just going back to normal.

Why are my getting 100 views immediately I make a post and no like or comment X Dey glitch ? Are my the only person affected Abi eeh reach una, Abi my mutuals don Dey wyn me ?

@swago_baby Zlatan.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic or Erling Haaland?

@BlackMediaHub A fire Truck!? 😲 🚒

Among the Ga people in Ghana , the coffins are designed to reflect the deceased person's career,personality or something he loved dearly, These are known as "fantasy coffins" or abebuu adekai, which translates to "proverb boxes"

@unkonfined 👋🏾👋🏾

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@marcus_herve G.W.F Hegel

Africa has no history, so they say!