Dave the Octopus ®

Go well Jakom!

"Tahindi high"

“The first rule of fishing is to fish where the fish are.” — Charlie Munger

Manifesting a brand collabo for him with Coca-cola. These are the things we wanna see sio hizo aesthetics za IG.

Unashangaa mbona unakua played and you are gentleman who handles women like an egg kumbe anataka mtu anamuweka mabare hadi anakua na nundu haha

She asked: How many women have you slept with before me? 😂

just turned $1000 into $25

“fumbling a girl” scarcity mindset

We in the Amerix community don't promote ideologies that contradict our WELLNESS, WELFARE, and WEALTH creation—the 3Ws.

The problem is you’ve swallowed so many kids that every word that comes out of your mouth sounds childish 😪

Can someone summon Dr Miguna Miguna to revive this PhD?

‘ Akaniambia Yes Daddy give me a concussion . Hapo ndio na Mimi nlijituma nikarudi nyuma kama senge nikauma iromo nikaweka nguvu yangu yote ya kuzaliwa. Hivi ndio nlijipata hapa ‘

Arteta has a problem with teams that depend on corners

when a woman stops liking you, please leave her alone!!!

Do not eat bread, Whether white, yellow, brown, "gluten-free" or 'sugarless'. Modern bread is synthetic, nutrient-free, and harmful. Modern bread spikes insulin, hurts the gut, and inflames the brain. Eat pumpkins, arrow roots, sweet potatoes, matoke, and beans. #FoodFriday

Someone higher than him is after his neck to discredit him ahead of 2027, but he takes too long to load so he won't see it.

NACADA has endorsed a proposal to raise the legal drinking age from 18 to 21 years.

KeiRA is in the mess its in because many of the employees there are agents of politicians, businessman and crony capitalists. The recent graduate trainee interview is a clear indication of this. Mr Wattanga tried to clean the mess using technology and well, the technology is being actively sabotaged from within with many systems barely working. How do 20m stamps disappear from a vault? How do sytems fail overnight? The new CG will also face the same music.

My mantra in life is always work hard play hard. I don’t see why I should toil and moil to make millions and not have a fat Latina ass sitting on my face at a strip club in São Paulo Brazil. Mambo ya sijui a large ranch with horses,a mansion and cars with a boring wife and kids with sijui properties and millions in stocks and shares huwa bullshit to me. I am making money to simply enjoy and then at the end die and go to heaven,my kids if any will figure out their own path with or without me! A full stoic life!