Dr. N.R. Luke

@TheCinesthetic It would be like telling a painter: "You must use AT LEAST 15% blue in your paintings and a minimum of 20% red, or no galleries will display them." He's right. Art is art. Once you start legislating it, it's not art anymore. It's paint by numbers.

@akafaceUS Gene Simmons auditioning for the role of Unhinged Serial Killer...

In 1983, the band KISS appeared in public without their signature makeup for the very first time, revealing their faces to fans.

@NoContextHumans After paying the Federal Cow Tax, the Local Bovine Fee, and the Climate Cow Farts Consumption Tax, you lost $89.6 million. x.com/NoContextHuman…

This is terrible news. Trump announced the "Witch will continue throughout the week," which means we all need to keep our magic defenses on full alert at least until Saturday. Damn witches! 😂

@MattWalshBlog Hi Matt, I'd like to take a moment to talk to you about Paragraph Breaks.

I've said before that ship captains during the age of discovery were some of the most impressive human beings to ever live. We have trouble appreciating just how unimaginably great these men were. They had to play the role of navigator, cartographer, astronomer, logistics manager, military commander, judge, police captain, diplomat, CEO, recruiter, accountant and governor, all at the same time, and all under extreme duress, out in the middle of the ocean, cut off from the rest of the world where the penalty for one wrong decision was the death of everyone on board. These are some of the most brilliant and gifted human beings the world has ever known. Nobody on Earth today can come close to matching them. They had a level of both skill and physical courage that just doesn't exist on the planet today.

Christopher Columbus is the ultimate IQ test. You immediately know that someone is a retarded halfwit if they start screeching some nonsense about how Columbus was a genocidal maniac or whatever. Intelligent students of history understand that he is one of the great men of western civilization. This is an awesome move by the White House.

Ah yes, 2026, where proud public displays of paranoid schizophrenia become viral videos.

@henrydavidmoses @Stealthy_GCoach @LivingTricks_ Exactly! "Theresa woman..." isn't proper grammar.

@_LukeCSkywalker @Stealthy_GCoach @LivingTricks_ Your answer makes 100x more sense than the “correct answer”. Theresa woman on a boat? There’s a woman Ana boat makes. The sentence collapses the “right way”

Read it again carefully. The answer is literally right in front of you 😏

@DoaAmerica @TomStraw01 @ksorbs Pretty sure you could answer your own question here

@_LukeCSkywalker @TomStraw01 @ksorbs What has that to do with the original post?

I still can't this is real Q: “The Promised Land” is entirely Nordic and it lacks diversity. Arcel: “Hmm.. well first of all, the film takes place in Denmark in the 1750s”

It’s so weird to me that investigating fraud is somehow now right-coded. Daycare fraud, hospice fraud, autism fraud…these fraudsters are stealing our federal tax dollars in plain sight. Demanding accountability should not be considered a partisan thing at all.

DHS: “Hey states, send us your voter-registration data and we’ll help you identify noncitizens who may have registered” Red States: “Great; will do!” Blue States: “No” DHS: “Why” Blue States: “Umm … noncitizens don’t vote, you’re racist, January 6th … and climate change” This is why we need the SAVE America Act Share if you agree

@faavoredsoul The AI slop pranked everyone watching.

This 3D Street Art Pranked everyone 😂

@iamnotshouting Yeah, I've heard that one, but it doesn't make sense. "Theresa woman..." isn't proper grammar. 🤷‍♂️

@_LukeCSkywalker Theresa. (There's a)

Can someone just tell us the right answer to this dumb f-ing riddle already? My guess is "Anna Boat." "There's a woman, Anna Boat, on a lake, wearing a coat." But I've heard variations of this for years AND NOBODY EVER TELLS US WHAT'S RIGHT I DON'T THINK ANYONE KNOWS

@ClownWorld Ah yes, 2026, where proud public displays of paranoid schizophrenia become viral videos.

Just stay at home

@Stealthy_GCoach @LivingTricks_ Can someone just tell us the right answer to this dumb f-ing riddle already? My guess is "Anna Boat." "There's a woman, Anna Boat, on a lake, wearing a coat." But I've heard variations of this for years AND NOBODY EVER TELLS US WHAT'S RIGHT I DON'T THINK ANYONE KNOWS

@LivingTricks_ Just remove '...and you get, Theresa

@hubristichuman @LivingTricks_ It's usually "Nigel."

@LivingTricks_ In London I met a man. He tipped his hat and drew his cane, and in this riddle I’ve told you the man’s name. What is it?

It happened exclusively because of online censorship. You simply couldn’t be an open conservative online (or in many left wing companies/ universities) for like a decade. The end result was things like mainstream democrats advocating for government taking children away from parents if they didn’t transition them or abolish prisons. I think about this quote a lot: “So the conservative who resists change is as valuable as the radical who proposes it—perhaps as much more valuable as roots are more vital than grafts. It is good that new ideas should be heard, for the sake of the few that can be used; but it is also good that new ideas should be compelled to go through the mill of objection, opposition, and contumely; this is the trial heat which innovations must survive before being allowed to enter the human race. It is good that the old should resist the young, and that the young should prod the old; out of this tension, as out of the strife of the sexes and the classes, comes a creative tensile strength, a stimulated development, a secret and basic unity and movement of the whole.”

@SteveLovesAmmo Sounds like a crazy homeless dude on meth. 😂

What a Canadian Lynx sounds like out in the wild. Sounds like a thing out of nightmares.

@samthenameofgod @lporiginalg The entire purpose - the entire history - of sung music is to convey something. If you don't care about lyrics, then stop listening to songs with vocals and switch to instrumentals. If all you care about is the music, then you're not only missing the point of music, but vapid.

@lporiginalg You're only a real appreciator of music if you realize lyrics really don't matter. You're a pretentious person if lyricism is what makes or breaks songs for you.

@Raindropsmedia1 He's been recording for weeks, just hoping he'd catch something to show What a Good Person he is. "Oh, I'm going to pretend I'm offended that they're relieved I speak English! That'll go viral and prove I'm a Good Person!" What a complete douchebag. 😂

This Lyft driver refused to give this woman a ride after she made a wild comment. 👀🤔🚙