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catflap 🌞

@_catflap

she/her انضم Ocak 2017
48 يتبع62 المتابعون
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catflap 🌞@_catflap·
@nixialt har de pumpe? det er så slit å å riste ut det inni flaska hver gang jeg trenger noe,,,
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catflap 🌞@_catflap·
i don’t necessarily think 9/11 was wrong but it’s kinda annoying that i can’t bring my facial moisturizer with me when i fly to visit family and have to either buy a new one or get dry skin
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Vivian@suchnerve·
they should turn you away at the pearly gates if you refuse to kiss people who’ve just finished going down on you
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jane glunko ⚢
jane glunko ⚢@glunkotwo·
told her i like being hurt in bed now she getting us a first aid kit #WhatThatMean
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🤍@liviscope·
my penis is always getting swollen
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ghoulsex
ghoulsex@ihavesexwghosts·
i wanna get less metaphorically fucked in the ass and more actually fucked in the ass this year
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mandy
mandy@sh0tgunc0llr·
i went through rape and male puberty as a trans woman and i can say with confidence that they are comparable levels of traumatizing
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catflap 🌞@_catflap·
you could say your dog died in the emotional support chat and someone would still reply to you with pluralkit
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JetSetLadio
JetSetLadio@Ladio0o·
a lot of people are bottoms cause they think its immoral to be a top
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catflap 🌞@_catflap·
@vampiric_shirin the worst smelling houses i’ve ever been in have been white households with big dogs. even upper middle class ones
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x_c4tb0y_x@vampiric_shirin·
crazy that there’s a million stereotypes about minorities smelling bad then u go to a white persons house and it smells like dog surgery
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merel
merel@eunuch_fruit·
"shave with the grain and in 1 pass" no i'll do 7 passes against the grain on my chin thank you very much, there's literally no other way to get rid of every hair
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Polly Pocketknife🌸🔪
Polly Pocketknife🌸🔪@polypocketknife·
is2g i’m surrounded by useless bottoms to the point flirting isn’t even fun. if i flirt they fold instantly and if i don’t initiate no one has the guts to approach me except the annoying girl who thinks she’s hot shit because she’s surrounded by useless bottoms who fold instantly
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femdas
femdas@femdas_·
if you have your status set as invisible on discord you’re a bum
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catflap 🌞@_catflap·
hvorfor i helvete er det kun på helt jævelske tider av døgnet at edderkopper på størrelse med snusbokser bestemmer seg for å løpe over stuegulvet og under/bak et møbel. forklar meg det!!! jonas gahr støre
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catflap 🌞@_catflap·
like when men say "suicide squad" when they walk past me and the girls as if they don’t have the higher % 😭 you’re gonna hang yourself over mid stacy lil bro
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