catflap 🌞

@nixialt har de pumpe? det er så slit å å riste ut det inni flaska hver gang jeg trenger noe,,,

i don’t necessarily think 9/11 was wrong but it’s kinda annoying that i can’t bring my facial moisturizer with me when i fly to visit family and have to either buy a new one or get dry skin

they should turn you away at the pearly gates if you refuse to kiss people who’ve just finished going down on you

told her i like being hurt in bed now she getting us a first aid kit #WhatThatMean

@liviscope hmm. peanut allergy?

@_catflap i dont use lube

my penis is always getting swollen

i wanna get less metaphorically fucked in the ass and more actually fucked in the ass this year

i went through rape and male puberty as a trans woman and i can say with confidence that they are comparable levels of traumatizing

you could say your dog died in the emotional support chat and someone would still reply to you with pluralkit

a lot of people are bottoms cause they think its immoral to be a top

@Theanin_ okay but i love friend group a ❤️

@_catflap Realizing I'm in friend group a

"honscience"

@vampiric_shirin the worst smelling houses i’ve ever been in have been white households with big dogs. even upper middle class ones

crazy that there’s a million stereotypes about minorities smelling bad then u go to a white persons house and it smells like dog surgery

"shave with the grain and in 1 pass" no i'll do 7 passes against the grain on my chin thank you very much, there's literally no other way to get rid of every hair

is2g i’m surrounded by useless bottoms to the point flirting isn’t even fun. if i flirt they fold instantly and if i don’t initiate no one has the guts to approach me except the annoying girl who thinks she’s hot shit because she’s surrounded by useless bottoms who fold instantly

if you have your status set as invisible on discord you’re a bum

hvorfor i helvete er det kun på helt jævelske tider av døgnet at edderkopper på størrelse med snusbokser bestemmer seg for å løpe over stuegulvet og under/bak et møbel. forklar meg det!!! jonas gahr støre

like when men say "suicide squad" when they walk past me and the girls as if they don’t have the higher % 😭 you’re gonna hang yourself over mid stacy lil bro