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My GitHub profile is at github.com/abayer, which I’m definitely not mentioning because it has a link to somewhere else you can find me. If you know what I mean.
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Fuck it, I’m gonna go read a book. DM for Signal contact info. Also, @abayer on cohost and bluesky and apparently @[email protected], I guess.
Arlington, MA انضم Nisan 2008
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Sometimes I feel sorry for voice actors with bass voices.
What if they want to non-ironically talk about how nice tulip bouquets are? Or sparkly pink diamonds?
No, it's all pickup trucks and "combat grade" hoodies and soap that smells like mesquite barbecue.
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@EstherHyphen Bingo. The expectation levels are just radically different.
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@abayer True. I would not in the least complain if trains and buses got the financial backing that planes and cars did. I’d jump for joy, in fact. But I see zero people having screaming meltdowns at bus or train stations. It’s the bus. Just bear with it because you’ve got no choice.
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I think train and bus journeys are less stressful than planes, despite being crappier, because they're peopled by those who have to go by bus. It's late? Something isn't working? No one is explaining anything?
Plane people get mad.
Bus people are like, "Of course. It's the bus."
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@KevinRothrock With every Neal Stephenson book, I am prepared for either the narrative to just abruptly end, or pivot almost jarringly in the third act. It’s just what you have to expect with Stephenson.
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@hipsterelectron I swear to god I’ve had nearly the exact same dream. I don’t think it was tied to a specific place, but it was somewhere generically European.
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@norootcause Speaking of that sort of case, though not about yaml, remind me some day to tell you a story of a truly questionable Gitlab usage…
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@aheritier I just flashbacked to 2009 and trying to understand how the Jenkins Maven plugin worked. =)
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@oleg_nenashev It can't handle off-road challenges and is not exactly gonna be hard to see.
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@abayer It would make sense as a guided semi-self-driving drone, with relatively heavy equipment. Being silent could be an advantage then. Of course, only in the countries where the lives actually cost something
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While it's obviously reprehensible for Elon to give anything to Kadyrov (who isn't exactly a trustworthy sort, so who knows), I find the idea of a Cybertruck technical to be hilariously dumb.
Anton Gerashchenko@Gerashchenko_en
Kadyrov said he received a Tesla Cybertrack from Elon Musk. He promised to send it to the "special military operation" zone and attached a machine gun to it. "Elon, thank you! Come to Grozny, I will receive you as the most dear guest! I do not think that our Russian MFA will be against such a trip. And, of course, we are waiting for your new developments that will contribute to the completion of the SMO," Kadyrov wrote on his Telegram channel.
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abayer أُعيد تغريده
This is an after school special about the dangers of ketamine and recreational novocaine.
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TFW the fascism you unleashed collides with the fact you let most of your SRE team go on a petulant whim.
Elon Musk@elonmusk
Am going to do some system scaling tests tonight & tomorrow in advance of the conversation with @realDonaldTrump
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