Allison Scheff
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Allison Scheff
@allisonscheff
Former restaurant critic and food writer and editor, now kitchen designer. Can cook my way out of a paper bag, too.







you can just garden without being trad or weird about it i harvested 10 lbs of tomatoes this morning and i work in a big building in manhattan


Such much aura and such a clean edit


Pat McAfee has been drunk for like two hours, openly chugging beers, talking about getting high AF on his flight over, and is just sloppy on ESPN. I think it’s hilarious but man I bet a ton of folks are pissed, & I can’t imagine how mad folks who never made it on air at ESPN are.

dug up this 1992 local newspaper my mom was holding onto and pleaseeee look at the girls seeking girls sections 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Jennifer Aniston, who rarely makes political statements, responds to @JDVance’s comments about “childless cat ladies who are miserable at their own lives.” “I truly can't believe this is coming from a potential VP of The United States. All I can say is...Mr. Vance, I pray that your daughter is fortunate enough to bear children of her own one day. I hope she will not need to turn to IVF as a second option. Because you are trying to take that away from her, too.”













