Aurora

ow ow radiation ow

@Ryley2Robinson nooo come here instead

theyre sending me to the void tomorrow

@0_F3L1X thank you

subnautica parody twt wasnt on my 2026 bingo card but fuck do i love it

@Pl4netaryD3f3ns this is true it happened to me

Dont come to my mountain or this'll be you

@Altera_Corp yeah so about that

@aurorainvoid Good luck out there setting up the phase gate Hope nothing goes wrong

Every so often it's important to do a recap on our most popular products So in this thread below you are going to be shown the latest designs and most popular products we have

@Altera_Corp thank you thank yiu

Starting off with the best @aurorainvoid Is our class of capital ship Hopefully with this we can expand our phase gate ownership from 9% to 10% in the universe

@Robin_Ayou @crayolascribblz no shame 😂

@crayolascribblz And?

@Pl4netaryD3f3ns yall makers killed me fuck you

▀▖┗▛Nine new biological subjects designated. Mode ▄▖▜▚┣: hunting/analyzing. Sharing subject locations with other agents. Located ┗▛Infectee. Eliminating▜▚┣: [Warper has joined PTWT]

@Ryley2Robinson no come back here and fix me I wanna fly

i might host a subnautica 2 game if yall wanna join tonight

@Ryley2Robinson explore me

DUDE THE FISH ARE TRYNA EAT MY ASS

@ShadowLev4546B I’m larger than all of yall 😂 (except for gargantuan)

Boneshark mad theyre not a Leviathan class creature

@TitanClassTree NoA bc it is a certified quality Alterra product

Know what side you're on.

@HammerHeadSub2s don’t ram into me ok ykw after thinking abt it idk if that’s a concern

i like to ram into everything #parodytwt #ptwt

@Robin_Ayou you’re a xenobiologist, you could probably figure it out

How are there so many leviathans on this app?? Better question, how are they even typing??? 😭

@cyclops5461 he could NEVER

Look at this guy. Trying so hard to be me.

// I got rate limited trying to follow all the subnautica parody accounts, Ill get to yall eventually

@Robin_Ayou so do i hahaaaaa

I want off of this planet.

@KhaosImperium PLEASE OH PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT EAT ME

GUESSS WHOOO The gargantuan Leviathan has joined Parody Twitter

@Altera_Corp @Pl4netaryD3f3ns make it apologize

after years of scouting we have reverse engineered and taken control of the quarantine enforcement platform.

@Altera_Corp @Ryley2Robinson love that guy

congratulations to @Ryley2Robinson for his diligent work mopping floors after the automated cleaning system broke, keep up the good work.