HAMMERHEAD

i like to ram into everything #parodytwt #ptwt

@addipaws yea

never played subnautica is 2 any good

@GreatJaw_ i support but im still gonna ram into your shell

I am the great jaw and I am trans

@Ravenger___ none

Ok now here’s the debate on everyone’s mind in subnautica twitter. Would you rather have a sea moth or a tadpole in real life? And if a tadpole, which version?

@cyclops5461 @Notengo10555916 notice how they had to mod the game to kill US.

@HammerHeadSub2s @Notengo10555916 Found dead on Proteus.

//also just realized i hit 200 overnight LOL thank yall so much ❤️

THE STRONGEST SUBNAUTICA VEHICLE IN HISTORY VS THE STRONGEST SUBNAUTICA CREATURE OF TODAY.

@MonikaCinnyRoll HELLO

There was just a HUGE explosion of Subnautica 2 Parody accounts lmao??? Where did you all come from??

@Stickywonton TRUE

yall keep talkin about the most dangerous thing being the "kharaa" bacteria. wait until i bring arby's onto the planet

@LogeeBob YOURE GONNA DIE YOURE ABOUT TO DIE

what could he possibly want

@ThatGuyTCald Give me your strongest vehicles.

Why is every creature from Subnautica on Twitter

@beingafinn @Notengo10555916 And I want YOUR tadpole

Join The Pioneer Programme to Desert Planet Zezura Today! ( 'Triage' has joined Subnautica #Parodytwt )

//btw thank you all for 100 followers, im glad that ive been something to make yall happy

@Altera_Corp im already half way there

@HammerHeadSub2s Preventing your launch

ive decided to chill and eat kelp and coral, hows it going for yall

@0_F3L1X shimmy shimmy

subnautica parody twt wasnt on my 2026 bingo card but fuck do i love it

Why must everyone hate me?

@ax0lover GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Why do subnautica leviathans have twitter accounts now

@HammerHeadSub2s lets headbut trust

IM GOING TO RAM INTO EVERY LEVIATHAN. THEY ARE NOT READY FOR THIS

@tf_todo_dia GET THAT SHIT OUTTA MY FACE GRAAAH

@HammerHeadSub2s Don't even try I do not use the safety on the resonator

i like to ram into everything #parodytwt #ptwt