bschools

Ubered myself to MedExpress bc my arms were blue and i thought i was losing oxygen, PA came in and wiped the blue off my arm w an alcohol wipe. It was from the shirt i worked out in this morning. I do not deserve oxygen.

@tomstakes @c_mcderm yes 🔥

@c_mcderm @b_schoolss Is he hot

@lemwilkos sometimes i day dream about climbing the corporate ladder.

Its crazy how far just having a pulse and half a brain can get you in Corporate America

sitting on any type of public transit in shorts/skirt is abysmal

@lovedropx this might be me.

@lemwilkos i said yeah 😂😂😂

Me too. My neighbor picked up the package from the front door for me and asked if i had a baby. I said yea

@lemwilkos Just purchased my first pack of adult diapers 🙏 thank you for your support

I heard about your accident last night at the concert @b_schoolss . please know i have been there before too. here if you need a friend.

4. Maine - Noah Kahan

top 3 songs of all time: 1. One of These Nights - Eagles 2. Fast Car - Tracy Chapman 3. Angels On The Moon - Thriving Ivory

Noah Kahan and Luke Combs need to collab and have a concert together.

@NoahKahan i love you?

Philly omg

@lemwilkos are you noticing this too or just me lemmy

at that age where i'll hear a horror story about a couple and then next thing you know, boom... engaged.

@lemwilkos hahahahahahahahahha, they glue your ass together at the end

@b_schoolss I need open fart surgery

Im so gassy and my stool is blue/green Could be it for me.

@c_mcderm unless this is the hacker. 😭😭😭😭

@c_mcderm wow congrats, have been manifesting this for you 🤞🏻

I have eliminated the hacker!!! The real Connor is back 🌚

@301pushups my favorite post op patients 🔥

Open fart surgery

@lemwilkos just saw. ask her.

should i ask her if she wants to see obsession with me

@lemwilkos so real lemmy. so so real.

@b_schoolss Na the short guys wifed up in high school you know this

Living in center city and the women are on average a good two inches taller than in the suburbs. Wish someone told me this years ago