Lemmy Wilkos, CPCU

I would give Mattea from Jeopardy a good life

In ~400 years, some overrated intellectual will say that the United States of America were neither United nor States nor American and feel so annoyingly smug

🚨JUST IN: England players will be allowed to use Viagra to help deal with Mexico’s altitude, with Estadio Azteca being 7,350 feet above sea level Viagra can reduce fatigue related to physical exertion at high altitude

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All Americans athlete draft: Does Jim Thorpe go 1.01?

BLOCKBUSTER: The Boston Celtics have agreed to trade Jaylen Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for Paul George, two first-round picks and two second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.

Boomer men will be like “you know what’d be a great idea? A late in life second marriage to a woman that will try to steal my estate from my children for the benefit of her own after I die. I can’t see how that would be bad at all. Fuck it, I’m gonna do it.”