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Utah Fashion Wife
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Utah Fashion Wife
@basedgrunch
future daddy/physics himbo
Munich, Bavaria انضم Ocak 2012
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realizing now that auto translate ruins the joke :/
Utah Fashion Wife@basedgrunch
14th century Avignonnaise being like Ceci n'est pas un Pape
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@buzzcutluvr honestly no idea the conversion to watermelons. You'd better do an experiment and post the results here. For science.
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@basedgrunch i have maxed out the adduction machine so take that information as you will
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@privtonio chill out gay boy is gonna be ricocheting around in my skull for the next week
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@bombadilmoon I think it actually means that bots only go after accounts big enough to be worth scamming 😮💨
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just throwing endangered wetland species into a giant flesh grinder to power my Big Lying Machine
Utah Fashion Wife@basedgrunch
i love ai
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@buzzcutluvr Both. Next question: can you crush a watermelon between your thighs?
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@basedgrunch do u want my quads or are you asking for MY quads? either way yes
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@buzzcutluvr no I get it, diet coke is the glue keeping my life together by the end of a cut. Diet coke is medicine
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just had an extremely visceral burst of rage fill my head reading this. it isn’t that deep but it is to me
courtney@csmallllll
I must speak my truth. Coke Zero is astronomically better than Diet Coke
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