Dan C-B

@nocontextfm1 Germany. Didn't realise how fun the league was until recently.

What league are you managing in first on Football Manager 2026?

@2K @SteamDeckGaming @Borderlands @GearboxOfficial PC

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@MadridDrift @FabrizioRomano @RisingBallers_ Right behind Declan and Rice

@FabrizioRomano @RisingBallers_ What a strike that was. Valverde is easily top 3 midfielders in the world

Fede wins it for Real Madrid! ⚪️🇺🇾

@Montel_CivEng Thank you

@batten19 Good afternoon, the email you sent today at 11:57 has been forwarded to the onsite team and someone will get back to you as soon as they can. Many thanks

@juniorb7_60446 @DailyAFC Chalking his nose

@DailyAFC What was it

Declan Rice and Ivan Toney certainly found Rice’s prank funny! 🎱🤣

Nice kick about with the boys. ⚽️❤️🤍 @Arsenal

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@jaggirawles I do enjoy your rants. Was curious to see what you'd say after today.

Clearly me watching is the problem.

For all the weirdos in the replies. Avg. time after award of corner is 33seconds. We took 36 here. It's a nothing story. Also use your brains, why would we be wasting time at 0-0 against Everton.

@NoContextHumans Winrar

Name that thing👇

@quietmichael What happens in Turkey, stays in Turkey!

@quietmichael You back driving again?

Rob Holding with the Big Brains. Draw Chelsea in by looking out of control

@premierleague One*

Two #PL matches to feast your eyes on today 🤩 #AVLBUR // #LEEARS

@Jamie_Jewell Bring in Mike Dean. We might get the refs on side then

@niceguyrichy @fesshole Urinal cakes

@fesshole food weirdness is interesting i know a guy who hates carrots. if they’re accidentally put on his plate, he won’t even eat anything that they might have been close enough to touch. but guess what his favourite cake is..?

I've always refused to eat cheese. When my mum made a cheesecake when I was a kid she convinced me it didn't contain cheese. I continued to eat cheesecake whilst still saying that I didn't like cheese. I was married and in my thirties before I realised my mum was bullshitting me.

Pleased to premiere my new advert for @Shell in which I play CEO Ben Van Beurden repeatedly shitting out of his mouth.

@JewellAirways Why's he running 130 metres backwards?

@razziabou How long does it take to boil your piss though?

Why do oven chip 🍟 manufacturers lie, on how long they take to cook. It really Boils my piss 😡

@MrWickerstv @sportbible It does make @BukayoSaka87 Mr Universe though

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