benjamin oxley

@Jamie_Cooper8 @DFS No where to be seen lad😂

@benjamin_oxley @DFS Still no sofa? 🤣🤣🤣 bloody hell

@MaxHaden1 @DFS Think you’re confusing my undelivered sofa with jacks face

@benjamin_oxley @DFS False information I’ve sat on this sofa in his flat,very uncomfortable sofa and even more uncomfortable company. Reported.

Nowt worse than watching champs league on dodgey box and everyone in group chat commentating on game. Darent pick my phone up coz zidanes still playing on mine

@MaxHaden1 @jackallsopp2 why’s he copying ya?

Cheers experts👍👍

Imagine 3am Christmas Day morning and some kid absolutely blindo from sesh swam through canal, jumped fence on back garden and waltzed straight in through kitchen door thinking it was his gaff😭😭😭😭

Crying

@jackallsopp2 Having an A-C in gcse science would help mate

Who decides on these variants and their strengths 🤣

Whole other level of cringe when people are cheering and clapping in cinema 🥴

@jackallsopp2 £22* actually when you go with your mum

Cineworld ticket: £11 nostalgia: priceless

@chalkyswfc @JackMaartin Very interesting friend

@benjamin_oxley Who’s that @JackMaartin idol? Gunna be a tasty one I tell ya

Heads absolutely rattled still knowing that the Portuguese salmon will be taking piss against players like Christian Kabasele week in, week out. Will score 30+ easy 🤩

@chalkyswfc City or Chelsea now they’ve got Mark Henry up front

@benjamin_oxley We shall see mste think Man Utd could do bits this year

@chalkyswfc Don’t reckon he’ll get that many mate

@benjamin_oxley You having me on friend🤭🥴

Just out of curiosity who’s best inbetweener?

@CFC_Ryxn @Dolman101

Carragher mentioned AFTV Ty 😭😭

@elliemia_ Born third week of January so my days gunna be filled with overthinking but I might make a new friend, get head out of arse x

I’ve got some flaws but at least I don’t believe in star signs

@Muvaharris @jackallsopp2