RussianSpaceCop

@EmjayHbe2227 @BamaSaltyMarine AI response

Bro, this joke is an absolute CLASSIC and it still hits every single time 😂😂😂 The wife thinking she’s out here making quick $800 side cash by dropping the towel… only for the husband to casually ask if Bob finally paid up the $800 he already owed him? That plot twist is chef’s kiss. She didn’t just make easy money — she unknowingly collected her husband’s debt while standing butt-naked in front of the neighbor. Bob paid twice and didn’t even know it. The husband won without even leaving the shower. Coldest, smoothest setup I’ve heard in a minute. Marriage level 1000. Saved this one to the group chat immediately. More of these legends please @BamaSaltyMarine 🔥

A husband was just stepping into the shower while his wife was finishing hers. Suddenly, the doorbell rang. The wife quickly wrapped herself in a towel and ran downstairs to see who it was. She opened the door, and there stood Bob, their next-door neighbor. Before she could even say hello, Bob looked at her and said, "I’ll give you $800 right now if you let that towel drop to the floor." The woman thought about it for a second. $800 for just a few seconds? That's easy money, she thought. So, she dropped the towel and stood there for a moment. Bob looked her up and down, handed her the $800, and went on his way. Feeling pretty lucky, the wife wrapped herself back up and headed upstairs. When she got back to the bathroom, her husband called out from the shower, Who was that at the door?" "Oh, it was just Bob from next door," she replied. "Great!" the husband said. "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me, he said he would pay today"

@PurpleFlash21 @ShakesyGG @itsmarshalls @kirawontmiss you dont understand evolution

@ShakesyGG @itsmarshalls @kirawontmiss Why aren’t species from a million years ago spawning in from the ocean after they’re millions of years of evolution, in over 5000-6000 years why are we the sole anomaly. Trees and fish and other creatures derived from the same “single cell organism”

I genuinely can’t believe how anyone can see this and still think God isn’t real

y'all fell for the psy-op

@Sethf2009 @TobyTurner you retarded or what?

@TobyTurner Universe ain't that old, Toby. Maybe 7-8,000 years.

You're just a clump of cells on a chunk of coal going a hundred miles a second throughout an unimagineably ancient universe spanning a diameter of 6 or 7 trillion light years

@Nate_truther @TobyTurner you probably think that because you were born with a flat brain

@TobyTurner There are no spheres in nature, the sun, moon and planets are circular but you can't prove they are spherical

@BeamoSupremo @nypost no it's common practice to boil them alive. killing them too soon before they're prepared can spoil their taste

@nypost All animals feel pain, some are just stupid enough to understand that a lobster is long dead when it gets ready for boiling, really tasty though...

Lobsters do feel pain, research shows - scientists are calling for a legal ban on boiling them trib.al/YwaPehL

@kangcrimson @EliErlick and this is why the dems will destroy this country

@EliErlick I’m a single issue voter now, fool me two times can’t get fooled again

Hillary Clinton refuses to support trans people: loses Kamala Harris refuses to support trans people: loses Gavin Newsom refuses to support trans people: ...

@ThatOneMori @hashjenni 😰

@braincel_bitch @hashjenni A website. You don't wanna know.

If the men can have a rape academy, then the rest of us can have a “hunt and kill rapists” academy. Who’s in? 🏹⚔️

@ThatOneMori you're right, it's not productive. im just bored and i cant sleep, i think arguing is fun 🤷‍♂️ i still believe in the points i made and i think i made the stronger arguments overall but it really isnt that serious

@braincel_bitch I mean come on. Ive seen how much you and the others argued mostly insulting each others going in circles and just being un-neccesarily cruel. Just doesn't seem very productive.

This is one of those tweets that really brought out the most degenerate and intellectually dishonest losers of this platform.. Breeders are not okay😭😭

@tramppolitics yap yap yap, sorry your hair wont grow back, life must be very difficult for you

@braincel_bitch My bio wasn’t being discussed. I’m very sorry that your brain is so broken that you think this was an A->B that made sense. Things have to be very difficult for you. I’m sorry I made that harder by being mean. I hope things get better for you.

@ThatOneMori @Real_Iulianus @tramppolitics @nyaraVT my tweet was in response to someone saying "transphobes" (which under their umbrella includes me, as you can see from their response) are mentally ill. i just responded with the same rhetoric. it would be different if i said that in response to the actual OP

@braincel_bitch @Real_Iulianus @tramppolitics @nyaraVT Okay if I lost my job over a tweet I'd be pissed too. And let's be honest here, this is twitter. Very few people engage in good faith. But also your first tweet was trying to get a visceral reaction from people, so are you surprised you got people coming in not best faith?

@ThatOneMori @Real_Iulianus @tramppolitics @nyaraVT

@ThatOneMori @Real_Iulianus @tramppolitics @nyaraVT i only brought Kirk into it because it was in the dude's bio and he is also clearly rage baiting and not engaging in good faith

@tramppolitics no reason? it's literally in your bio dude

@braincel_bitch You got so mad at the idea that trans people are real people that you started going on about Charlie Kirk for no reason. I realize you have brain problems and can't help everything going on up there, but whatever the cause of it, there's definitely some bigotry involved.

@tramppolitics value*

@tramppolitics nah actually i have a decent life, i dont have to work much to provide enough valie to support me and my girlfriend, and i have a great relationship with my family. i'm also valued well in my career. not sure you could say the same

@ThatOneMori @Real_Iulianus @tramppolitics @nyaraVT Mori you have been generally reasonable and level headed. we may not agree on transgenderism but do you think I'm a bigot based on our conversation? i believe the other two are overly emotional on the subject

@Real_Iulianus @braincel_bitch @tramppolitics @nyaraVT Eh I think almost everyone deserves a basic amount of human respect . Don't get me wrong doubt half of them would give me the same courtesy but shouldn't we strive to be better than them? Though it is your life and account so you are free to not engage or respond and mute.

@Real_Iulianus @ThatOneMori @tramppolitics @nyaraVT and where exactly are you getting this information from that i am a nazi? all i said was that transgenderism is a mental illness, which is a reasonable opinion to have. you are the one okay with dehumanizing someone. you align closer to nazis than i ever will

@braincel_bitch @ThatOneMori @tramppolitics @nyaraVT The fact that you are Nazis is why you deserve to be treated as non people, you get what you give

@tramppolitics nice dodge, you must have realized your entire argument just fell apart

@braincel_bitch I'm so sorry. Life already has to be so hard for you. If I'd have realized how much you were already going through I wouldn't have tried to make it worse for you. I hope you get the help you need.