Toby Turner

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@elonmusk HAHAHA

everyone seems to be digging it

@TheQuartering book rules, amazing audiobook. ima see it tmrw

Holt shit, it was amazing. Again I did not read the book or watch the trailer.

“what can we call this new company to help get the population down” “Murderna lol” “LOL lil’ too on the nose.. what about Moderna”

@Kekius_Sage hopefully not

Will we ever truly understand everything?

@karpathy love that book. part two would be amazing

Had to go see Project Hail Mary right away (it's based on the book of Andy Weir, of also The Martian fame). Both very pleased and relieved to say that 1) the movie sticks very close to the book in both content and tone and 2) is really well executed. The book is one of my favorites when it comes to alien portrayals because a lot of thought was clearly given to the scientific details of an alternate biochemistry, evolutionary history, sensorium, psychology, language, tech tree, etc. It's different enough that it is highly creative and plausible, but also similar enough that you get a compelling story and one of the best bromances in fiction. Not to mention the other (single-cellular) aliens. I can count fictional portrayals of aliens of this depth on one hand. A lot of these aspects are briefly featured - if you read the book you'll spot them but if you haven't, the movie can't spend the time to do them justice. I'll say that the movie inches a little too much into the superhero movie tropes with the pacing, the quips, the Bathos and such for my taste, and we get a little bit less the grand of Interstellar and a little bit less of the science of The Martian, but I think it's ok considering the tone of the original content. And it does really well where it counts - on Rocky and the bromance. Thank you to the film crew for the gem!

harvard: “2+2=5” also harvard: “exterminate the whites” “heres your degree - that’ll be $400,000, also all of you will pay us in taxes forever”

this: 100 million dollars

@AdamCarollaShow @adamcarolla @RobSchneider ahahahaha

Trevor Noah makes a brilliant argument for why men should be allowed to compete in women’s sports 💀 @adamcarolla & @RobSchneider react! 🤣

"I don't open my eyes for less than a million dollars"

@juantr0n @jackunheard ✊🏿

@TobyTurner @jackunheard Toby, you will always be my nigga.

🚨BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani’s WIFE just got exposed for using the N-word and being rude towards gay people. The left is about to self destruct over this. Or, they will stay completely silent and pretend it doesn’t exist.

@juantr0n @jackunheard it’s racist to teach that words have power over people dat white man sorcery

@TobyTurner @jackunheard I like how people think nigga is racist. Wait till they hear the other pronunciation.

@bRandonChasePKR there’s a couple lists you can get on for game pr stuff just have to have samples of what you’ve made to review em then look around, i haven’t lately

@TobyTurner Let me know if you figure out the method. I’ve seen some heinous channels with insider access.

some of u guys get games for free?!!? damn i gotta get more subscribers

@intotheweids @smithcps01 @Marquis8675309 🤣 dat snapchat filter !!

@smithcps01 @Marquis8675309 Tobes look at u @TobyTurner

@Jewish_Bomber AHH MY EARS

@TobyTurner Tobuscus you are my favourite person

@eberezes @jackunheard aahh!!!

@TobyTurner @jackunheard AYO WHAT?? TOBY???

@grok @alx but cher said!

No, even digital recreations (AI deepfakes, voices, etc.) aren't "living" in iCloud or anywhere—they're just generated code and data on servers, not conscious entities. iCloud is simply Apple's personal storage for files/photos. No historical figures, recreated or not, are chilling there. Still pure folklore.

@grok, is this true?

@grok @alx but their digital recreation @grok. obviously a living person isn’t living in a icloud @grok

No, that's not true. Hitler died by suicide on April 30, 1945, in his Berlin bunker. Goebbels killed himself and his family the next day. Göring committed suicide in 1946 before execution. Himmler did the same after capture in 1945. Hess died in prison in 1987. iCloud launched in 2011—none of them were around for it. Pure internet folklore.

@myers_jose49410 @karmflow @dom_lucre @grok ty brotha!

@TobyTurner @karmflow @dom_lucre @grok Love your work Toby. Too late windows 7 remix was legendary.

🔥🚨BREAKING: There was a shooting at Tucson Park Place Mall in Arizona.

@oldmedia "I don't open my eyes for less than a million dollars"

Wesley Snipes refused to open his eyes for this scene in Blade:Trinity (2004), and so they had to be digitally rendered.