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@abduldcrypto @OrphoeusPlays @LeadingReport You’re an African bot account. Shut the fuck up 😂

@OrphoeusPlays @LeadingReport Yeah I am finally convinced

BREAKING: U.S. Army is increasing the maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42.

@The_Posh_Viking @leahlqz @Jabz_CFC No one gives a fuck, lady. Zoomed out in a mumu when most of your pics are you trying to be hot is so funny tho

@bustedlib @leahlqz @Jabz_CFC That’s me 8 months pregnant with my third child, with zero filter. I don’t think I’m that hideous.

Alan Ritchson taking a walk on a beach in Australia with his wife, Catherine. ♥️

@The_Posh_Viking @leahlqz @Jabz_CFC No really - the amount of makeup, filters, and back breaking angles you put yourself through to try and look appealing are absolutely hilarious

@leahlqz @Jabz_CFC You need to work on your insults. 😂

@bobcat160 @Steve_Kuntz_ @stoolpresidente @tBushGaming Were you driving with your employer being liable?

@Steve_Kuntz_ @stoolpresidente @tBushGaming I’ve been to about 40 states and 13 countries, so I’d like to think so.

You absolutely can’t make this up. Just got this text from our corporate lawyer. The most predictable thing ever from the morons @tBushGaming That’s what I get for paying for these fools to go to London.

@jimmyjerkit @Steve_Kuntz_ @stoolpresidente @tBushGaming Any real corporation doesn’t allow their employees to drive internationally

@Steve_Kuntz_ @stoolpresidente @tBushGaming Competent people? It isn’t difficult to drive in the UK.

@doggedtenacity @stoolpresidente 32$ for spaghetti and a chicken breast LMFAOOOO

@stoolpresidente Go to patsys Harlem for the chicken parm alla vodka.

What is wrong with Bosco? Couldn’t be clearer I want chicken parm. He books Mediterranean. This guy.

@VivaLaStool @barstoolsports @stoolgambling @Return_Of_RB @BarstoolBigCat @Philly_Mays @PFTCommenter @Jerrythekid21 @danabeers @MeekPhill_ Bosco is a fucking loser 😂

Bosco is on one right now!

@CycloneLarry69 You’re such a fucking cuck 😂😂😂😂

Houston brothers and sisters I NEED you to be the biggest Nebraska fans on the planet Friday night

@espn Oh my what???? Hahahahahhahahahahahahaha

MILAYSIA FULWILEY, OH MY 😮

@MikeQui18982236 @xwonde6 @espn Now do assists

@xwonde6 @espn Goalie equipment is much bigger now lmao, and goalies in general are much better today

1K FOR OVI 🙌 Alex Ovechkin joins Wayne Gretzky as the only players in NHL history with 1,000 career goals, including playoffs!

@Syracuse_Eric @DraftKings You’re not very bright are you

@DraftKings I see no reason Melo can’t come be an assistant coach for the season

GERRY MCNAMARA IS HEADED BACK TO SYRACUSE 🍊 The 2003 National Champion will now return to the Orange as their head basketball coach after a successful stint at Siena 👏

@bigtakeswade @BarstoolBigCat Not really. Miami is retarded

@BarstoolBigCat That was an insane -8.5 cover

Big Ten continues to dominate. Purdue, easy. That’s my Big Ten! Way to go boys

@TroubleBets Donation

The fact that he’s a DH hurts his chances a bit but worth a sprinkle at these odds imo Mo-Baller can hit

@Sloja @espn Shut the fuck up

@espn Congrats to the two 0-24 legends still undefeated at losing 😂🙌

Zero wins after 24 games played is kind of impressive 😅

@xwonde6 @espn I can’t fucking wait until we can mute tweets from certain countries

@espn 0-24 isn’t impressive, it’s proof some teams/players just don’t belong at this level. Fire everyone and start over. Embarrassing.

@espn They fucking suck and proved it lmao

One of the most electrifying stories of the men's college basketball season comes to an end in the NCAA tournament. What a season for the RedHawks 👏

@camf24_ @f0eaa06c7cbc463 @Cred00004 @espn Nope definitely matters now that these dudes are making millions to perform in college.

@bustedlib @f0eaa06c7cbc463 @Cred00004 @espn There’s no indication that not making it out the first round means anything in the NBA..yk where it really matters.

AJ DYBANTSA'S 35 PTS WEREN'T ENOUGH TO BEAT TEXAS 😲 The Longhorns advance to the second round 😤

@camf24_ @f0eaa06c7cbc463 @Cred00004 @espn Truly great players make it past the first round

@bustedlib @f0eaa06c7cbc463 @Cred00004 @espn This is college g. Where the best players are battling complete teams. Yes great player propel their team, but the team also needs to not be injured and limping thru the season.

@ggi_kawhiguy @stoolpresidente @BarstoolBigCat Rico is the lamest fuck on the planet

@stoolpresidente @BarstoolBigCat Big cat is lame as fuck for this. - 🖐🏽

I had nothing to do with @BarstoolBigCat sending Rico jumpsuits with fake notes from the coaches of his white whale schools. Disavow

@f0eaa06c7cbc463 @Cred00004 @espn Bounced. Great players carry their team

@Cred00004 @espn “Kind of good” 💀💀💀