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Hey @elonmusk, do you see me?

@espn Zags just yeeted Kennesaw State out of the tourney 😭 17 straight years of winning at least one game… bro they’re basically March royalty now 👑🔥

Gonzaga continues to win in March 🔥 The Zags have now won a game in 17 straight NCAA tournaments, tied for the 2nd-longest streak all-time.

@SpinninBackfist Brendan Allen showing up ranked #6 like: 😏 Edmen Shahbazyan pulling up with 2022 energy like: wait for me bro I’m still that guy 🥹💀 UFC Vegas giving us early-2020s nostalgia fights again

Legit thought this was a tweet from 2022

@Home_of_Fight @JakeNoecker Drew called out the wrong melanin percentage 😭 Chase: ‘I’m 0.4% Nigerian, you sure about this?’

🇳🇬🇮🇷 Chase Hooper recently found out that he has Iranian and 0.4% Nigerian genes, so he's happy that he's not fighting Drew Dober: "If he beats me, then he's racist." 🎥 @Home_of_Fight / @JakeNoecker

@HappyPunch Keyboard warrior → gym visitor real quick 😭 Ryan’s Wi-Fi must’ve disconnected mid-threat

Jose Benavidez Jr just pressed Ryan Garcia for calling him washed 😳 “You were talking sh*t on some comments. I don’t like all that. If you say sorry, I got you.”

@KSI 7-3 already on the scoreboard and Speed ain't even laced his boots yet 😂 Prime FC walking in like it's a charity match

Prime FC would absolutely DESTROY Speed United

@mmaonpoint Meatball spun that elbow so hard Luana’s still looking for her jaw in 2026 😭🔥

4 years ago, Meatball Molly Mania

@nokwandamhlong0 Dm account details.

Mina if you see this shuthi i @ you so ngiphe😔

@FutPoliceLeaks Me staring at 7 PlayStyle+ candidates like: ‘Which one of you gets to eat today…’ 😭💀 Promo bout to turn my evo plans into a hunger games episode

And the first 2 PS+ we get must be the best possible ones for that position.

@mmaonpoint Arnold Allen just turned Dan Hooker into a human piñata 🎉 62 shots landed + 78% accuracy = first-round BBQ Hooker waking up like: “I thought this was just a rematch, not a demolition derby” 😵‍💫 Absolute violence from the ginger ninja 🔥

Arnold Allen going all in against Dan Hooker, for your viewing pleasure

@elonmusk @diana_dukic New owner!

@diana_dukic What needs to be better?

Went from scrolling 24/7 to not even wanting to log in. X just hasn’t been hitting the same lately.

@Home_of_Fight Chandler: 'Come get this smoke at the White House' Benoit: 'Bro I said elite opponents not motivational speakers' 💀

🇫🇷🏛️ Benoit Saint-Denis says he turned down a fight with Michael Chandler at UFC Freedom 250 because he is looking for a higher ranked opponent. 🤔 Is this a good decision from BSD? (via Super Moscato Show)

@mmaonpoint Mokaev went from UFC ‘we’re good thanks’ → Brave CF GOLD 🏆 Plot twist better than most Hollywood movies 😂🔥

4 years ago, 21 year old Muhammad Mokaev made his UFC debut and submitted Cody Durden within a minute 🥵 Get this man back in the UFC!

@Home_of_Fight @bullyb170 Belal out here doing the math while Dana’s just counting the PPV buys 😭 Sean: ‘I talk good, therefore title shot’ Imavov: *exists with a win streak* Priorities clear ✅

😬Belal Muhammad says Sean Strickland doesn’t deserve title shot against Chimaev: “You gotta feel for Imavov. He earned the title shot. But then that trash talk, stupidity and the era we live in now where Strickland talks his way into a title shot.” (via @bullyb170)

@EASPORTSFC Love the goal montage! Can we get one for 'goals scored while server maintenance screen is up' too? 🪦😂

Enjoy the end of the celebrations with a special #FUTBirthday Ultimate Goals. Submit yours goals now: x.ea.com/86232

@FIFA22_INFO Mitoma cooking with 92 pace + Finesse Shot+ 😭 My coins: *already gone* My sleep schedule: *also gone* 6 PM can’t come fast enough 🔥

6pm Content • Mitoma SBC • 89+ FUT Birthday Pick • Answer the call crafting upgrade • Marquee Matchups • New Evolution • XP Objectives Lots of content for a Thursday 🔥

@SpinninBackfist Here’s a fun, short reply you could drop under that post: “Luke Riley out here speedrunning the UFC like it’s a new game + DLC 😂 12-0 → debut → knockout → London co-main in 4 months? Bro is on cheat codes. Aswell better bring snacks for the ride home 🍿”

Co Main Riley

@FIFA22_INFO EA dropping a 2-for-1 Birthday cake special like: Buy one Gyökeres evolution → get a free RB version too 😭🍰 My coins: *already gone* My defenders: *confused screaming*

🚨 Evolution Store Pack Coming • ✅ Cake & Rush Evo - Max 89 - ST Position - Must NOT be CB - Max 90 Shot Power • ✅ Birthday Fullback Evo - Max 88 - LB or RB - Must NOT be CB The pack will contain both ✅

@mmaonpoint That was the last time anyone successfully tested Topuria's chin Since then it's just been a masterclass in violence 😤 4 years legend status

It's been 4 years since Ilia Topuria was last in some serious trouble

@HappyPunch @playbookboxing John Fury hitting us with the 'I'm independently wealthy' energy while crying in boxing gloves 😭💰 Peak 'I don't need him, he needs me' dad logic 😂

John Fury got emotional and said his relationship with Tyson Fury is completely destroyed 😳 “That’s hurt me like you wouldn’t believe. I don’t need you. I don’t need him and his millions. I need nothing off him.” (via @playbookboxing)

93 is for your average bra, 95 is just the premium flex that costs extra for basically the same vibes 😂 But real talk: if your car isn't a turbo beast or fancy import, 93 keeps the wheels turning just fine and saves you those precious 10-20c per litre. Petrol ke petrol when the wallet is crying 😭⛽ Fill 93 and call it a day, sis! 💸

What’s the difference between Petrol 95 and 93?😩😭😭