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I am now followed by Whataburger. This weekend is off to a great start!

@ChanceMock @Selene_Mariposa

@Selene_Mariposa America 🇺🇸 is bad ass.

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world. And they are not handling it well. In the best possible way. Here is what they are discovering: Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time. Free water at every restaurant. Just appears. Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited. Free chips and salsa before you even order. Free warm bread with dinner. Ice in drinks like civilized people. Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact. Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going. Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it. Ranch dressing by the gallon. Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced. Dental care that actually works. Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s. Then they found the grocery stores. Five of them within one mile. Each one the size of an aircraft hangar. Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday. The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes. In silence. Processing. They finally understand why we do not have trains. We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive. Parking lots the size of small European countries. Airports in every city worth visiting. Why would we need trains. The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle. The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak. The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre. The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas. Welcome to America. Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined. Write that down. 🦋

@elonmusk @litcapital @Cernovich Let me know if you need me to float you a loan

@litcapital @Cernovich I will survive somehow

Elon Musk just lost over $250 billion in net worth due to SpaceX’s stock decline today That’s the biggest single-day wealth decline in human history These numbers are largely illiquid, paper gains that cannot be realized Your wealth tax is an absolute joke

@mattvanswol @_eyes_of_texas_ Evil

🚨#BREAKING: A 3-YEAR-OLD BOY HAS BEEN THROWN INTO A CROCODILE ENCLOSURE BY A 30-YEAR-OLD MALE AND HAS BEEN MAULED. THE ATTACK WAS "RANDOM" AND THE MAN TOSSED THE BOY AT THE CROCODILES IN THE UK. HE HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR ATTEMPTED M*RDER. THEY ARE NOT NAMING THE ATTACKER.

@mtgreenee You have $50+ million dollars! Spare us

I am 52 and I do NOT have health insurance. Healthcare costs are out of control, and more Americans are leaving the U.S. for medical tourism treatments they can’t access in the United States or can’t afford at home. That’s why I traveled to Mexico for Stem Cell therapy. 👉 Watch the full episode of Life With MTG now on my YouTube channel: youtu.be/EvPxoiHwq4Q?si…

@FreddyLA7 @jeowen @ellalangleymsic Stop at Jake’s Burgers in Dallas or Waco on the way up! Trust me

@jeowen @flyairshare @ellalangleymsic Thanks very much for the nice offer but we really want to drive to see a little bit more of Texas and also Oklahoma🙏

Hey @FreddyLA7, you need a @flyairshare private jet ride to @ellalangleymsic concert?

@libsoftiktok @Aaron86596790 Photo checks out

BREAKING: Tycen Proper, of Ohio, has been arrested by the FBI for allegedly planning a terrorist attack to bomb the America 250 UFC event. Proper reportedly planned to use explosive drones to target buildings in the area. Multiple other suspects have also been arrested in relation to the terror plot.

@SkylarSkye3 Raised right

Why does every American open the door for you, ask you how your day was and ask if you need help/ recommendations with anything? Serious question

@GHamiltonOTF @LEXISJONES1 Now he has to look all of those players in the eye daily. I hope you still push for him to be removed from the Texas HOF

"It's crazy...because it's not murder, it's not beating somebody.”

Episode 2 of this podcast should be interesting

@SaP011 @AR_EQ_72521 My boy got that Peter in him!!!

Christians gather in the street to pray. An immigrant walks up, spits at them, and tries to shut it down. Bad move. He picked the Christian who doesn’t turn the other cheek.

@Dwayne42005782 Plenty of great BBQ in Dallas. I have been reading ppls food suggestions as a whole for Dallas and they have to be from Houston and trying to make us look bad 🤣

👀👀👀👀 This isn't what I've been told by my Texas friends.

@pomi0423 @codynautic Go to Celebration Restaurant on Lover’s Lane in Dallas!!! Best Southern/Home Cooking

@codynautic ありがとうございます！ その他、グルメに限らず行くべき場所はありますか？

ダラスかフォートワースで食べられるテキサスバーガーのおすすめ教えてください🍔🇺🇸

@pomi0423 Jake’s Burger in Dallas. Trust me. Born and raised

Your tax dollars at work, folks

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@HanaHoops @SOICYMAC_

WNBA is playing all summer dude

@JunkWaxHeroes I have a few of these. I should look at the condition

This card is up more than double since January 📈 x.com/i/status/20072…

Beckett Price Check 🛒 June 1994 Michael Jordan 1991 Upper Deck SP1 • $18.00 Today Ungraded Value (NM): $20.00 Last 5 PSA 10 Sales Avg: $1,439.60 Last 5 PSA 9 Sales Avg: $111.05

@JPJLovesGaming He is also your “Orange leader”

For all the incels responding to this. Y'all literally have had the same playbook for responses for over a decade now. They mean nothing. You mean nothing. Keep pretending to be "Patriotic" while your Orange leader and his friends continue to fuck you over and over and over and over. Which is really what y'all want anyways.

People like this don't actually love America. If you actually loved this country, you would notice it's downfalls and want it to better. I guarantee you everyone of these "self-hating dipshits" care way more about this place than this loser who posted this.

@elonmusk @JessicaTetreau @RichardGrenell Is this limo ride to or from the private airfield where her private jet was waiting?

@JessicaTetreau @RichardGrenell Yup

Is she actually lecturing us about rich people from the back of a limousine 🤣