Born To Delete
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Born To Delete
@cepullin
Find the funny-Packers Stockholder-Fantasy Football Junkie-11C2P-Lani’s doggie daddy
Churchville, VA انضم Haziran 2012
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@cepullin Not necessarily you aren’t flying everywhere lol
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@mister_hooper @giverballz @brollbenny My wife’s father was cleaning a rifle in the living room when I was first invited to dinner. I sat down and helped him clean it without saying a word.
I wasn’t going to be intimidated by his bullshit. Turned out he liked me
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@giverballz @brollbenny Don't forget the excessively hard handshake and pull him towards you or clean a gun at the kitchen table, and some other lame as stupid shit that no actual parent will ever do.
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My 14 y/o daughter has a boy over. This is a first.
My wife left me here to chaperone
I hate it here.
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@carpet357 Virginia and Texas will never be half as cool as Montana and Wyoming. We are the Last Best Place.
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Montana and Wyoming are sister states and you're not welcome in either one of them. Why? Because if you weren't raised here, you will never fit into our world. Here's the annual machine gun and cannon shoot. You're not ready for our culture.
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@_iamlougotti I never saw Ray Guy, but I did see Reggie Roby. My bother played with a watch
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I can hear this pic😂😂
Jerseygirl #FBR 🟧@gggirl924
If you were home sick from school, I bet this was on your TV. Do you know what it is?
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OU was 54-3-1 while a Selmon brother resided in Norman.
Trojan Football ✌️ ᶠᵃⁿ@TrojanFBx
Name a trio that moved college football more than Reggie Bush Lendale White and Matt Leinart did. I’ll wait.
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@cepullin I’m not trying to screw up my current timeline my past happened for a reason lol
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@EricJohnso42802 My Household 6 is a redhead. She’s not behind me…is she?
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@SoonerVirginia @Longhorn_979tx I remember a story about Gronk’s mom grocery shopping. People thought she was buying for a group home
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@Longhorn_979tx 🤣🤣🤣 Can you imagine how much food these three giants ate in high school. Their poor mom was making 50 sandwiches a day
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Jimmy Kimmel: “The only war Trump had an exit plan for was Vietnam.”
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@dustoff_1sg Thank you for your service. Personally I don’t want to see our young men and women wasted on endless wars. An exit start would be really nice.
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How is it possible people are angry at a free Venezuela, a free Iran, or a free Cuba? We live in strange times.
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@VandyTracker Homie, you’re playing Delaware next year. The Blue Hens.
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Marshall and Navy must be absolutely terrified right now 😳
Bruce Straughan@bruce_straughan
Notre Dame Football Strength and Conditioning is on another level right now!! 👀💪🏼
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@SteelersGuy91 My age is showing (52). I don’t enjoy the current version of the NBA. I’m old enough to have watched the Sunday game of the week where DR J tried to choke out Bird
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@cepullin That and it’s more entertaining to watch… The NBA does decent numbers too.
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25 years past time.
Willie Epting, Jr.@ShkBkMediaGrp
Is it past time to no longer consider baseball as America’s pastime?
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