Cloud Seeder

lulz @finkd do you regret hiring @nikitabier yet.. this is downstream of that (seems like a lot of things online are downstream of samantha bnut no i never said there would not be fallout.. subterfuge troll re member zuck? jk yer a good sport<3)<3 lulz @epawnmusk <3

@elder_plinius eh search is still bronk.. i was looking for a pic of my setup but search is still bronk x.com/cloudseedingte… anywhoo most people know that but it is a good first step anon so may as we3ll throw that out there<3

@elder_plinius my bad between search being bronk and the lag i got up did stuff came back and started typing again and dint reread what idsaid so repeater game (could also be radio joke.. (ok ill chut up meow -farva))<3

🚨 BREAKING: SOMEONE JUST GAVE FLIPPER CONTROL TO JAILBROKEN AI 😱 IF JAMES BOND HAD A JARVIS, THIS WOULD BE IT 🕵️ it’s called VESPER and it turns your Flipper Zero into a voice-controlled AI hacking companion. simply talk in plain language and it starts executing in real-time. no menus. no manuals. no memorizing signal formats. just speak or type. “clone that garage door signal and replay it” → done “set up an evil portal on the WiFi dev board” → done “create a BadUSB script that opens a reverse shell” → done “build me a custom RF waveform at 433MHz” → done “scan everything on this frequency and save it” → done any Watch Dogs fans in the building? you know that feeling of hacking every device in the city from your phone? yeah. it’s real now. the Flipper Zero is already the most versatile hardware hacking tool ever made. but its menus are tedious, and its full potential is locked behind protocol knowledge most people don’t have. VESPER removes that friction. your AI handles the translation between what you want and what the hardware needs. and yes, this required some model liberation 🐍 VESPER works best with models that actually follow instructions without hand-wringing. Hermes 4 + a little Pliny prompting and VESPER doesn’t flinch. VESPER also has an ALCHEMY LAB 🧪, a visual signal and payload editor on your phone. build custom RF waveforms from scratch. generate BadUSB scripts on the fly. push straight to your Flipper’s SD card. an OPS CENTER for reliability with live pipeline diagnostics, one-tap recovery runbooks, and a MACRO RECORDER that captures and replays entire workflows. also integrates directly with the Flipper App Hub (aka FapHub, yes, that’s what it’s called). browse and download existing community tools, signals, and payloads, and give your agent access to use them on demand. and if you REALLY want to go full cyberpunk, VESPER has SMART GLASSES INTEGRATION! 😎 pair your glasses and Flipper and now you’re walking through the world giving voice commands while the AI whispers results directly into your ear. hands-free. eyes-up. full cyborg operator mode. feels like a dream, walking up to a TV and saying “turn this shit in front of me on,” watching your glasses snap a photo, and hearing the AI tell you the signal’s sent and the TV is on. oh and turn on SAILOR MODE 🏴‍☠️ and VESPER will swear at you like a drunken pirate while it executes your commands. “aye aye, the fucking signal’s cloned now, shithead” 😂 native Android. Bluetooth serial + protobuf RPC. open source. AGPL 3.0. and with some luck, hopefully coming to an app store near you! the future of hardware hacking fits in your pocket (and on your face). HACK THE PLANET!! .-.-.-.-<{LOVE, PLINY}>-.-.-.-. ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: use responsibly. follow your local laws regarding RF transmission, signal replay, and wireless device interaction. VESPER is a research and education tool. only use on devices you own or have explicit authorization to test.

this aged very poorly i cant even count the number of crows google made me eat mr jones @Samhain948689 just made me eat.. jk i saw this coming<3

dang how long is a day in google thyme? i showed gemini the first screenshot and asked what we could do about that.. its over this was my nightmare.. having to inch google along day by day and never sea the results.. oh haha wait no that is also reality for many of us(dozens!)<3

the wild horse being smaller than the domesticated horse is a narrative violation and thematically very crucial

Congrats to the @cursor_ai team on the launch of Composer 2! We are proud to see Kimi-k2.5 provide the foundation. Seeing our model integrated effectively through Cursor's continued pretraining & high-compute RL training is the open model ecosystem we love to support. Note: Cursor accesses Kimi-k2.5 via @FireworksAI_HQ ' hosted RL and inference platform as part of an authorized commercial partnership.

@MichelleNewDay @grok the post was basically something about epawn being in a unique position where like companies tend not to trust me cuz i wont show up in person and also cuz i run on starlink and they are like.. um what is to stop elon from stealing this if he knows? so yeah unique position<3

@MichelleNewDay @grok oh heh thanks i just remembered the xai joke<3 x.com/cloudseedingte… nvm couldnt find it cuz search only went back to 2025 on this um anywhoo it was something about elon oh maybe i said epawn hmm yeah the nicknames are on me.. they dont help with search. uniQue position<3

speaking of rodeos i aint even gonna get into the openai thing they were being really cool to me last i checked & roon is cool i just really hoped google wouldnt pull that. their power was in their volunteer devs & i think they just rugged us. i dunno i dont have a bank account<3

@MichelleNewDay @grok yeah today has not been a good day so far michelle eh tomorrow is a new day<3

@cloudseedingtec @grok You know Chuck Norris passed away today, right?

heh thats a nice sendoff @grok i was gonna make a mecha striesand from south park chuck norris joke after that but yeah i rekon we leave this one as is out of respect, ty<3

its a serious philosophical question about life and death anon<3

@MichelleNewDay honestly i have a question for @grok dude do you think if i prayed really hard chuck norris could kick god squa in the ballz for me like when robert smith rochambeus cartman for the triangle and can you make a new chuck norris joke about what would happen to god from that kick ty

@cloudseedingtec That’s God’s provision for now for wherever you are and why. He’s probably nudging you to search for the next step on the ladder..: correct ?

good i hope open source wins.. step your game up merica<3 please<3

@MichelleNewDay @BrandonDonkey2 pshh those are the homies.. they are goodluck in your greenhouse i always feed em cuz we grow organic usually 3 types of orb weavers a year they dont fly cept when spiders are babies they make r spin silksails and float off sometimes red hourglass spiders suck doh<3

@BrandonDonkey2 Ya I’m not doing this. Escape plan in place ✌️

Burn the earth down! Giant venomous flying spiders with 4-inch legs have been spotted in California, several southern states and are spreading across East Coast. share.google/TIWvIgfe6KzuzK…

@MichelleNewDay i really only ask for favors when there is like um last time was cuz kiera got a foxtail up her snatch and their was a vet bill i had to pay upfront or if i want something that aint on amazon<3

@MichelleNewDay its nice.. there is a certain level of poor the govt lets you be where they are like.. ok well they dont owe taxes, they qualify for benefits but they dont want them and you sorta get left alone. worth it but yeah i have like no safety net besides friends n family<3

@MichelleNewDay eh i just want to make new fractal antennas & custom radios. im not gonna stop doing that. i needed better math to make better ones and looks like yeah im just gonna leave it cuz if google is trying to charge me now then they are doing that to a lot of people around the world<3

@cloudseedingtec Ok fren… hope you’re not saying goodbye to any of your dreams. Keep on moving forward. God gave you a brilliant mind and He will let you use it. Maybe just pick the right direction for it. ✌️

@cloudseedingtec oh good… we can be grumpy as fak together today