Texanus Giganticus

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Texanus Giganticus

Texanus Giganticus

@couchsecurity

pronouns: chad/thundercock

Houston, TX انضم Ağustos 2011
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Texanus Giganticus
Texanus Giganticus@couchsecurity·
The absolute best way to make your cast iron skillet nonstick: 🧵1/418
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Texanus Giganticus
Texanus Giganticus@couchsecurity·
The NBA subsidizes the WNBA to the tune of about $15 million a year and owns just over half of it in order to offset deficits. the WNBA basically operates as a charity funded by the NBA. this is the NBA agreeing to give more money to the women because there's a product they can't earn it on their own. imagine the UFC hemorrhaging money every year.
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Texanus Giganticus
Texanus Giganticus@couchsecurity·
@TevTalksMMA they don't have the NBA to bail them out. the WNBA loses money every year. this makes no mathematical sense.
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Texanus Giganticus
Texanus Giganticus@couchsecurity·
@MayaMoofficial @TMZ If he was actually in fear for his life, she'd be dead. you are a special kind of stupid mother fucker aren't you. he's recording this so he has evidence so she can't claim that he attacked her. stop eating crayons.
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✨MayaTv ✨@MayaMoofficial·
@TMZ Reactive abuse! If the guy was actually in fear you would go the police not pick up the fucking phone it’s tall tell sign every time
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TMZ@TMZ·
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Frankie Paul repeatedly attacked Dakota Mortensen during the 2023 incident in which she pled guilty to aggravated assault; video shows that one of her children was struck during the fight. Trigger Warning. tmz.me/z0szobb
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Texanus Giganticus
Texanus Giganticus@couchsecurity·
@cooneycongress You sound like a piece of shit. You're the kind of guy that would load people onto the cattle cars for refusing a vaccination.
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J.P. Cooney
J.P. Cooney@cooneycongress·
I prosecuted the Proud Boys and the Oath Keepers, and then Donald Trump himself. One week after he took office again, he fired me. Now I’m running for Congress to defend our democracy and restore the rule of law.
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Texanus Giganticus
Texanus Giganticus@couchsecurity·
@RealDianeYap you don't give her her damn license back. I'm good with a light sentence but she has no business driving
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Texanus Giganticus
Texanus Giganticus@couchsecurity·
@Iberianamerica because there are literally zero selling points, and if you'd bed one I'm going to have to keep you away from my golden retriever because I'm not convinced you have standards
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Iberian America@Iberianamerica·
Latina ponders an important question: "Why do men refuse to date women who dated Black guys?"
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Texanus Giganticus@couchsecurity·
@smokefatsalt $5.99/lb for Prime if you want to do it yourself. You're paying for the labor of making an inexpensive cut palatable. Find me a steakhouse doing prime grade anything for $5.99lb Life got expensive. Brisket kept up with life.
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Smoke Fat Salt
Smoke Fat Salt@smokefatsalt·
The saddest part about BBQ is it used to be poor people food. Used cheap cuts and slow smoked them till tender. Today it is more expensive than a typical steakhouse, charging $36/lb for brisket. Worst thing to happen to BBQ ever is it became popular. Now get off my lawn
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Texanus Giganticus
Texanus Giganticus@couchsecurity·
@RichOToole barbecue enthusiasts from all over the country are uniting in agreement that whatever the hell Ethiopian diarrhea they're putting on plates in South Carolina isn't barbecue
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Texanus Giganticus
Texanus Giganticus@couchsecurity·
@JosephGran53660 @PEAtotheNUT when you use so much sauce that you taste more sauce than meat and the texture goes to mushy shit, you aren't eating BBQ, you're eating some Crock-Pot bullshit somebody's calling bbq to make themselves feel better about being unskilled at the pit.
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Joseph Grantham
Joseph Grantham@JosephGran53660·
@PEAtotheNUT @couchsecurity Dude, what he described sounds like Smithfields. Bland, basic pulled pork. No smoke whatsoever. Even Hash is smoked before its turned into hash.
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James Blunt
James Blunt@JBlunt1018·
HUGE NEWS and honestly, this is long overdue. For the first time in a while, it feels like the left is actually stepping up to push back against the H-1B misinformation and the growing anti-Indian rhetoric online and in real life. Hasan Minhaj just dropped an excellent breakdown on the whole H-1B / “Indian narrative” and it hits on a lot of the misinformation that’s been floating around unchecked. I’m attaching a clip below + the full YouTube link. This matters. For too long, protectionist narratives have dominated the conversation often driven by fear, bad data, or outright misinformation. And it’s had real consequences. It’s time to: — push back on the rhetoric — correct the misunderstandings — stop letting one side control the entire narrative Good to finally see someone with a platform call it out.
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Texanus Giganticus
Texanus Giganticus@couchsecurity·
@GovPressOffice The difference is in California the before picture and the after picture look the same. because not only do you not rebuild shit, you never finish building it in the first place.
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Texanus Giganticus
Texanus Giganticus@couchsecurity·
@WallStreetApes "You can't blame all of us" motherfucker do you realize how many of y'all it actually is? You will be treated like you are in that group, because there are too damn many for us to give you the benefit of the doubt. Go be black somewhere else.
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Wall Street Apes
Wall Street Apes@WallStreetApes·
We don’t have to live like this “I just wanna say it is a damn shame that the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo has to close the carnival early. This is why we can't have nothing nice. Why can't you just go somewhere and act right? It's very simple. — People just don't give a sh*t these days about literally anything. There's kids there, there's families at the carnival. Now you ruined it for everybody. Good job”
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Mary@Mary90480·
If you're NOT a bot, then pick one out of my friends! They I'll follow back immediately❤️
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General Will
General Will@GamecockWill69·
“Slop” “poop from a butt” “wouldn’t feed that to my dog” Okay cool, more for me.
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PEANUT@PEAtotheNUT·
@JosephGran53660 Ok ok. I respect that. Rice n hash, bbq hash, hash n rice. It’s all the same thing just some folks say it a lil different but it’s the same thing 🤣
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