Texanus Giganticus

@TickleMeElmoOG @jmontforttx @anannoyedtexan lol seriously, Highland Park "help" drives. If you're middle class or upper middle class, and you can afford a housekeeper or nanny, your housekeeper might take the bus. not the case for Highland Park.

@jmontforttx @anannoyedtexan I live there. The help take cars where they can carry their supplies.

One of the wealthiest cities in Texas is too cheap to pay for mass transit. Everything that is wrong with our current situation in Texas.

@jmontforttx @anannoyedtexan dude, in the Highland Park the wealthy buy vehicles for their housekeepers. that is absolutely not what comes with the transportation and you know it.

@anannoyedtexan In Highland Park, the help take buses to get to work to clean those rich folks' houses. That is what comes with the transportation. Very little else.

@jmontforttx they don't want it. why would you pay for something that none of your residents will use, and other areas' residents who you don't want in your part of town are going to use it to come to your part of town? sounds pretty smart to me.

these two adore me and they love me but they haven't bonded as closely with me as my last cat did because they have each other. and that's exactly what I wanted. they still go out of their way to seek out my affection, and they still get sad when I leave, but they have each other.

@couchsecurity @saniyafatma1278 This is true. Domesticated cats do better in pairs.

I wasn’t a cat person. Not even a little. Three decades of dogs, wagging tails, and muddy paws—and I was convinced that was all I needed. Cats were… fine. Just not mine. Then Marcelo showed up two weeks ago. A tiny kitten with no idea he was about to completely change someone’s mind. I didn’t know what I was doing. Still don’t, if I’m honest. The first few days felt like guessing—food, toys, sleep, repeat—and hoping I wasn’t messing it all up. But Marcelo? He didn’t seem to care.

My last cat took her final breaths on my chest lying in bed with me. I don't care what it costs, this will be every single pet that I own from here on out. their last memory will be the hope is that because they're human that they love is there that the pain will be fixed and they will be safe.

I would reschedule my own wedding to spend my cat’s final day with her.

That’s corporate lingo for “niggers” btw

@60Minutes we had white people with Confederate flags on airboats and trucks pulling black people out of flooded homes during hurricane Harvey. you guys just desperately need to keep the race war alive because without it, we hate you, the press, worse than other tribes. eat a dick.

After natural disasters, white nationalists, militias, and conspiracists often arrive, offering help. But they also want to recruit and improve their image. Watch the full 60 Minutes report: cbsnews.com/news/some-whit…

@marcymia1 @lucasvaugh91298 I asked my black friends, and they went completely retarded. they dismissed every objection that people had to his policies as attacks on his skin color. everything he did was right. not because it was a good idea but because he was black. and anyone who opposed his ideas, racist

@lucasvaugh91298 You didn’t see the racism because you were white, but it was there. All you had to do is ask one of your few Black friends

I went to school in the suburbs in the 80s. We had very few black kids in the school, but those black kids fit right in, they hung out with us, they were part of our class and we treated them no different than the white kids. I don't remember racism being a problem as kid, other than my old grandma who was stuck in another time period. Then... Obama got elected. Obama getting elected was the peak of racism being almost stamped out I think. Then he and the Democrat party stoked the flames of division, and it's been down hill ever since. Change my mind.

@Lor_blueeyes @lucasvaugh91298 You are the problem. this mentality right here, the fact that he and the media claimed every opposition to his policies was racially driven, this created racism out of basically thin air. White people were excited about him. Then he ended up a divisive Bolshevik piece of shit.

Obama most offensive action was to get elected. The fact that a Black American , son of an immigrant, and a White Woman, the ultimate offense, had the gall to become president -was THE offense. You blame Obama. And the reality is the offended where the problem, they organized the tea party and woke up the racist dragon. You will blame the Black man, you always do, but it’s the White racists who created the chaos, division and downward spiral of our country. But at least now we know. PS. Being friends in HS and then becoming a Racist voter must have done wonders on your friendship.

@DrewVento rap as background music is a red flag

I need to make more money

@ChrisCoffee keep fentanyl laced shit on hand shove it through the mail slot let nature take its course

Last night a woman who was shot threatened me and my family right outside my door and there was nothing I could do about. She had blood coming from legs and claimed she was shot (had to be a .22) and my dog got out and started barking at her and got right up on her but never actually touched her. She yelled at my dog saying she was going to blow its brains out. I was trying to get my dog, as we do have leash laws even though it's my property we could get in trouble for her biting a tweaker. She said she was going to have friends come pick us up and mentioned shooting a lot. So why not have the police there? Well, she's on her way to the one house everyone gets drugs in my neighborhood which is actually a great neighborhood next to a bad area. I call the cops, she knows where I live and who called, I now have a target on my back from every addict in the bad area next to mine. What the hell do you do in this situation?

@BowTiedYukon I'm using them for penis stretches, not chest.

This is going to upset people but if you need all these cute little contraptions to move the big boy dumbbells you probably shouldn’t be using the big boy dumbbells

@jirienjoyer can we just do ringside weigh-ins already and stop this retarded weight cutting bullshit? this is the dumbest damn tradition and it needs to go away. it's a contest of skill, not fucking dieting and sweating.

He’s a 6’3 220lb welterweight. A fifty pound weight cut doesn’t make him a weight bully, sure. It makes him a fucking weight terrorist

The loss of your first adult pet sadly prepares you at least in part for the loss of loved ones. My cat passing at 41 prepared me for the passing of my father at 43. no, these are not equal, obviously, but one prepared me for the other. I'm glad you were able to make an animal feel loved that would have never understood the concept of love otherwise. that is why we are here and do what we do

Антошка умер, ему было 22 года. Час назад ветеринары провели эвтаназию моему коту, с которым я прожил большую часть жизни, он появился у меня в 4 года, сейчас мне 26. Он был очень спокойным, добрым и компанейским. Год назад у него произошел инсульт, он выкарабкался, а сейчас нет

@jared_shult Hinge not grindr

Immediate no

@FranRhodesTX1 when you have this disproportionate share of power a retarded gay midget could get 43 rpt bills passed. he's the reason there weren't more, he's the reason they were watered down. because at the end of the day governmental control is a bipartisan desire.

This is very disturbing for me. Dustin Burrows has betrayed the Republican Party and all Republican voters in a way I've never seen before. First, he literally stole the speaker election from the Republican caucus, and then shortly after, he basically slapped Republican representatives in the face with the sham process to ram the Rules package through without discussion or debate. He told one representative that I know of that if he wanted a seat at the table, he wold have to sit down, be quiet, and do what he was told. Fortunately that representative said no thank you. I'm not ready to just let bygones be bygones. Unless Mr. Burrows is ready to apologize and ask forgiveness, (which he won't), I will not listen to what he has to say at convention. He can't just buy back favor with a large donation. And - yes - I'm aware that under his tenure, 43 RPT priority bills passed. That's great. But has anyone counted how many were left on the table? Pretty sure it's more than 43!

@politiflops @MibshaD where "she" is from if they want to terminate a pregnancy they simply get within 50 yards of a train

@MibshaD Tell me about abortion laws where you’re from.

Just so we're clear: the pregnancy that ends up in the wrong spot, like the fallopian tube? The one that will NEVER turn into a baby and will rupture and kill your wife, daughter, or sister? Terminating that fetus is also an abortion, and they want to ban those, too.

@txsalth2o the ring is a "nope", not a challenge. I can't bitch about the collapse of society if I'm contributing to it.

I hate diamonds, I’ve always thought they were a colossal waste of money with the sole intent of impressing others for which there is zero ROI. When I got married I had a plain band. When traveling for work men would hit on me and I was confused, I was clearly married- but it didn’t matter. Then one time the dude kept talking about my ring and I realized “oh, I need a ring that says you can’t afford me” I went on Amazon and bought a a bunch of bling rings, haven’t had a problem, until yesterday. I typically stay in standard Marriotts, this trip I’m at a higher-end boutique hotel, I need a bigger ring. Quit cheating on your spouses losers. The fact that people think there’s even a shot at a fling with a married person is disgusting commentary about what is the norm.

@elonmusk how many silicon valley companies are making hundreds of millions of dollars off of this regulatory environment? the same bullshit when PCI compliance became all the range, security vendors had a massive windfall. Take a legitimate problem, find a nepotist solution, always.

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