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My smoke detector protects me from fire, carbon monoxide and toast.

Painting on old wallpaper rolls (1966) Artist: Harry Wingfield

Don’t hope for a life without problems. There’s no such thing. Instead, hope for a life full of good problems. Mark Manson

I could be bulletproof and have no idea!

In the bookstore I asked the assistant where the self help section was.  He said if he told me, it would defeat the purpose.

If I'm ever reincarnated I want to come back as a bird, all they do is eat, sing, fly around and crap on things. Apart from the flying that's my life!

BREAKING: Bruce Springsteen just announced that his band will be doing a tour in effort to fight back against Donald Trump's authoritarian overreach. The Boss is back!

I’m afraid my project to stop buying Ladybirds is not on track

The Château de Chenonceau in the Loire Valley, France, beautifully reflected in the River Cher at golden hour.

@J_WBerry @suespeaksup 🤔🥺

@suespeaksup @countcol No. They're not suddenly slashing the prices. They were up to half price from the start. Usually the price reduction comes is when you use a store loyalty card. It's to encourage people to have loyalty cards. Your sales data is valuable to these companies.

Cadbury eggs stacking up on shelves… reduced everywhere… and still no one’s buying. People can taste the difference. Cheaper ingredients, palm oil, higher prices it’s not the same chocolate anymore. Consumers aren’t stupid. They’ve just stopped buying it!!

For my bird watchers ♥️

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PHOTO OF THE DAY: The famous "Milkman in the Blitz" photo. It was a staged photo by the Daily Telegraph (1940). The milkman was a journalist. 📷 google images

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It was a very windy walk this morning here in Glastonbury. Some blue in between the clouds though which was lovely.

in 1646, a mysterious austrian man named johannes gumpp created this self-portrait and then disappeared from history. he painted himself from behind while looking in the mirror, creating 3 different perspectives on a single canvas. it was his only work; nothing is known about him

Restormel Castle, England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Indiana Jones and the Temple of We're Doomed.

Happy 79th birthday to the iconic Elton John!