schizomike

my smaus a thread 🧵

@cleradn @imissdrmie i hurt you bond over mikechance without me

when you and twin lowkey losing it

@ruinthefrndsh1p mikechance nation

@curedax LMAOOABDJJANSKFJS 😭😭

@tbh_noidea13 @mhrlovesbyler supa freak

@curedax @mhrlovesbyler wtf… delete bro😭😭😭😭

@mhrlovesbyler is a mikechance too

@seaofwheeeler dang it💔💔

@curedax unfortunately not

if you can guess the correct theme of the cupcakes i’m making then you get a big kiss 😋

@mhrlovesbyler @tbh_noidea13 IM NOT DOING ANYTHING??

@curedax @tbh_noidea13 CHY CAN U STFU PPL R GONNA THINK WE’RE PROSHIPPERS

@tbh_noidea13 @mhrlovesbyler so mike and will are brothers cuz i gave birth to mike

@curedax @mhrlovesbyler why is Mike my brother ? Mama gave birth to will

@tbh_noidea13 @mhrlovesbyler too late

@curedax @mhrlovesbyler OH HELL NO

@tbh_noidea13 @mhrlovesbyler yes and mike is your brother and chance is the in-law

@curedax @mhrlovesbyler can I be the baby ?

@itakebylerpills no?? canon incase you didn’t see my hit tweet

@curedax see heres where ur schizophrenia comes in

i’m gonna switch subtwts and go to mikechance twt i’m getting peakchance buzz 😻😻

@mhrlovesbyler @tbh_noidea13 you’re my baby mama

@tbh_noidea13 @curedax WHY AM I EVERYONES MOM CAN U STOP MAKING ME LOOK OLD

@tbh_noidea13 @mhrlovesbyler never

@curedax @mhrlovesbyler You need to stop harassing mama

@itakebylerpills yes exactly because will got with nikki

@curedax saying mike settled with chance is like saying "i couldn't be a surgeon so i settled for a vet" which technically means mike settled for the easier job, in this context, the easier person. he wanted Will, but he couldn't get it so he settled for whatevers available

@tbh_noidea13 @mhrlovesbyler i edited it

@curedax @mhrlovesbyler This has to be a joke

@itakebylerpills yeah mike uses cocaine because he can’t get with will and settled with chance

@curedax according to google peak is the top of a mountain, and by ur logic mike is high, which means hes on crack/drugs and chance is just.. there

bruh so glad i moved out of my mimi’s house at 11

@bylerbuzzy GREEN APPLE FUH THAT PEACH

what flavour vape do i get quick peach or green apple (or other)

@mhrlovesbyler mikechance??💚💙

why does max look like shes on ozempic

@kycr3s sadly

is oomf hacked…💔

im in hell