schizomike

my smaus a thread 🧵

yk what’s sad? i have to do a years worth of work in one moth because i was stuck in a shelter for most of the school year and i barley have wifi to do my school work so i cant sit down and learn i have to look it up to even pass. its either that or dropout i have no other choice

@_therealwbyer @sodapopwheely @sosbyler hey dats oomf

Mik edit inspired by @sosbyler #byler

@bylerbeez WOG

@curedax 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓲𝓶 𝓼𝓽𝓾𝓹𝓲𝓭 ❤️

call me winona the way i ryder

@tbh_noidea13 next step: getting sold to 1D

@curedax so you are living the y/n life

in the car and my roomates screaming at her son and i’m trying not to laugh bc he’s a grown ass man and doesn’t act like one💔💔💔

@bylerbeez oh well i’m fucking stupid

@curedax that was the implication😭

@_therealwbyer finn wolfhard i guess

@curedax Now who does that sound like…

@bylerbeez thank you

@curedax its okay bae u fed me

@curedax had to share w the class

@bylerbeez i have more on my phon ebut i dont feel like going back on it

@curedax DAYUM

@tbh_noidea13 im trying to live my best wattpad fanfiction life

@curedax bro what

@bylerbeez yes

@curedax omg u have so many

@kalehl__ my bad she’s 38 why the fuck did i say 48

@curedax math ain’t mathing here

@kalehl__ yes she had him at 16

@curedax Oh ok ! It’s crazy because their age gap isn’t that big she had him young

@byleriza yeah i know but i have a valid reason for being this way, i cant tell whats true or not because of it so thanks!

Sometimes you guys are genuinaly dumb ngl

@hotwheelesbo @tbh_noidea13 i’m in hell

@curedax @tbh_noidea13 Oh no 😟

@iwillimike @cornerrihaunt yes

@curedax @cornerrihaunt Fake dating to make Mike jealous

THEYRE GONNA MAKE WILL BYERS STEAIGHT OH IM SICK IM SICK IM SICK PLEASE BE FAKE

@Fungi488 i have no clue

@curedax I thought she was supposed to be older, why is she so big 😭

@curedax stop I love that one

@tbh_noidea13 i hate him but he’s my best friend and situationship

@curedax manchild