Dean Ruffner

@Seinfeldism1 "You're a portly fellow, long in the waistband...so what's your pleasure?"

What is the most obscure Seinfeld quote that only a die hard fan would know?

@BBGreatMoments Nettles and Brett were good friends too. Heat of the moment.

I love the fact that players used to fight on the field and then not even get thrown out.

@FB_Helmet_Guy I saw it too and of course I think it's cool; I just don't know what I would do with it?

Picked up this vintage NFL cardboard helmet set on eBay.

@TimBrando @espn Even setting aside the sentimental appeal, it would just be bad business. People do and will want to see Lee.

If they (@espn) don’t invite him to be their guest? Shame on THEM!

@ettingermentum The NFL is such a ruthless and shameless marketing beast, you wonder why they would be leaving money on the table? They could sell them for $800+ and there would be a line down the street to buy one.

Where can you buy those big ass coats that NFL QBs wear on the sideline

@awfulannouncing He looks rough and now he’s coming in unprepared. In any other field of work we’d know what this is.

Tony Romo ripped for gaffe-filled Bills-Jaguars broadcast dlvr.it/TQHWFD

@REFLOG18 Hopefully she started with that insufferable Liberty Mutual bit.

Erin Andrews killed a flock of emus

@ThrillaRilla369 My grandmother did it to me one time. Whatever I was doing to deserve that, I quickly stopped.

Has anyone here ever actually had their mouth washed out with soap?

@GridironMarvel Thank God the 6 year old me never saw this back then. I would have been thrown into puberty instantly.

@LawrenceLepard In college I took a class in Russian history and we used to get copies of Pravda and Izvestia. We couldn’t believe people believed the obvious bullshit. Now it seems we Americans are in the same place.

Just cancelled my subscription to the WSJ. This paragraph did it. Sent them a scathing email. "Just after Christmas, a viral video made allegations—some quickly debunked by Minnesota news outlets—of fraud involving daycare centers. The video, promoted by Vance and billionaire Tesla CEO Elon Musk, was made by right-wing content creator Nick Shirley, who attended a White House event last fall aimed at countering the so-called antifa movement."

@gbellseattle @thenewstribune Kam 2.0. It’s coming.

From locker room in Charlotte: Rookie Nick Emmanwori on the presence of veterans DeMarcus Lawrence, Julian Love to this 13-3 #Seahawks team this time of year. And the defense’s mentality at halftime today when it was 3-3 with the Panthers: Take over the game. @thenewstribune

@FB_Helmet_Guy Someone is missing a golden opportunity here. Take these NFL kids jackets from the 1977 Sears Christmas catalog and make them in adult sizes. You could sell them for $1000 and there would be a line down the street.

Christmas is coming but Sears and the NFL has got you covered. Nothing like spending hours looking through the Sears Christmas catalog every year. Fun times as a kid.

@VivekGRamaswamy Where did you get that sweater?

Solid first half, let’s go Buckeyes! Great time with our amazing neighbors, including 1979 Big Ten Championship linebacker John Epitropoulos. ❤️ 🏈

@Stew59160381 @intrinsicvalyou I’d imagine that’s a rule, but don’t quote me on that.

@intrinsicvalyou Why didn't the cheaters have to stop using their IT? Or is that only in the pros?

**OSU headsets die mid-Game🎧🕵️ The same Michigan program that ran a 3-year illegal sign-stealing op nicknamed ‘KGB’ now benefits from total comms blackout on the Buckeye sideline 👀 #MichiganCheats

@OhioStateFB I’d like to see Patricia stay until his kids are grown. I think he has teenagers, if I remember the interview correctly.

What a duo.

@MattFinkes Your shoulder pads needed their own area code.

#92 The brotherhood lives forever.

@MekkaDonMusic The “embellishing a penalty” was a new low for those turkeys. They were flopping and instigating the whole game. Whatever else one wants to say about TTUN, at least they haven’t played cheap and dirty, until now.

@deanruffner Yessir

THEY NOT LIKE US #Buckeyes #BuckleUp

@AnnieAgar We don’t want to open that Pandora’s Box about “what is possession”. I know I’d definitely watch a 5 hour game, with endless booth reviews.

touchdown or touchback?