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building ai โข permabull โข this is all comedy ๐ญ haha ๐ โข princeton alum






YC and Delve have parted ways. I still remember the day we took our YC interview at MIT. Weโre so grateful to the community and every founder friend weโve made. We'll continue to support every young founder striving to make the world a better place.



JUST IN: Amsterdam officially bans public advertisements for meat.


Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was asked if she believes whether a female or a gay president will move to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. first. ๐ค

JUST IN: Skin exams are getting automated. SquareMind just raised $18M to build a robotic system that scans your entire body and tracks every mole over time. โข Swan robot captures full-body dermoscopic images in minutes โข Tracks new and changing spots across visits โข Replaces spot-check exams with total skin coverage โข Creates a time-series record for earlier melanoma detection โข Plugs directly into dermatology clinics Robotics is going to reshape healthcare.


JUST IN: Jerome Powell to deliver his last FOMC meeting today



Had a Jane Street interview in 2013 that still bothers me. It was my 6th round. Final interview. The guy walks in carrying no laptop, no notebook, just a cold brew and what I later realized was a single IKEA tea candle. He writes on the whiteboard: food: $200 rent: $800 utilities: $150 candles: $3,600 family: dying Then he turns around and says, โOptimize.โ I laughed because I thought it was a culture-fit bit. He did not laugh. So I said, โWell, obviously you spend less on candles.โ He says, โAssume candles are non-discretionary.โ Okay. I start building a model. Basic constraint satisfaction. Family survival as a soft penalty. Candles as a state variable. Maybe thereโs an arbitrage where you buy wholesale paraffin and convert the $3,600 line item into inventory. He stops me. โYouโre thinking like a consultant.โ Thatโs when I knew I was in trouble. He says, โGive me a bid-ask on family dying.โ I say, โWhat?โ He says, โYouโre long candles, short family. Where do you make markets?โ I try to recover. I say the real issue is liquidity: rent and utilities are fixed, food is elastic, candles are emotionally inelastic. Therefore the optimal strategy is to securitize future candle enjoyment and borrow against it. He nods for the first time. Then he asks, โWhat time do you sell the candles?โ I say, โWhenever the market is liquid?โ He says, โBe more specific.โ I say, โUhโฆ 10 a.m. Eastern?โ For the first time, he smiles. He goes, โEvery day?โ I say, โEvery day.โ He says, โIn size?โ I say, โIn size.โ He says, โAnd what do we call that?โ I say, โMarket manipulation?โ The room gets very quiet. He looks disappointed and writes something down. โNo. We call it providing liquidity to candle ETFs during the U.S. cash open.โ I try to save it. โRight. Of course. The family isnโt dying because we underfunded them. Theyโre just experiencing temporary price discovery.โ He nods again. Then he points back at the board. I had missed it. The utility bill was $150, but candles provide light. You can zero out utilities. I update the budget: food: $200 rent: $800 utilities: $0 candles: $3,750 family: still dying, but now in a more capital-efficient way He says, โHow confident are you?โ I say, โ0.95.โ He smiles and circles candles. โ0.95 huh?โ Then he asks me to estimate how many leveraged longs get liquidated if we dump $3,750 of candles at 10:00:01 every morning for 90 consecutive trading days. Needless to say I did not get the offer.
















