Dzimba

The total cost of pursuing casual sex (time, uncertainty, effort, logistics) is greater than an escort’s hourly rate.

That hangover preparing to finish you after you drink whiskey on an empty stomach.🤣🤣🤣🙆🏽‍♂️

@Leokoni There were the criminals themselves

In November 2017 Major General Sibusiso Busi Moyo the late announced that Robert Mugabe was safe but the military was only targeting criminals surrounding him. Who were these criminals?

@newi_6th On point

This nigga didn’t answer his girls phone because he doesn’t wanna always be available 😭

@J_Murove @guyfromtheblooc @esco_mf Exactly

@guyfromtheblooc @esco_mf youtu.be/fqCMjZ6S37Q?si…

If I told you Big Zulu sampled a Paul Matavire song would you believe me

@ZimPresident @killerzivhu1 Dna ipi hausi kuona kubva 1st kusvika uyu foroma imwe

@killerzivhu1 Be like Mliswa go for DNAs 🫵🏾🫵🏾🫵🏾🫵🏾🫵🏾🫵🏾😅

My fifth son is doing well at his school in Marondera, and he plays rugby for the junior national team

@dizzydwaynezw Vakadzi vanoda hombe

Nhasi kubhawa ndaona munhu ane mb*r* inenge chigubhu che Super, Umm vanhukadzi vakashinga varume 🤷🏻‍♂️ Ndosaka zvakazonzi roorai ma virgin varume 😂😂😂 Ndaona horror nhasi

@Tkzee_27 Aiwa havo tsvina too much, munhu anosvirwa ne 3+ a day

On average kwedu ku ghetto short time i 3 dollars. So if uchida kulaza everyday it's 3 x 365 =1,095 gore rese. Morevei kana muchiti vakadzi vanodhura🤔

@SMauka51709 Chii chaoma

Vakaroorwa nevarume vasina kudzidza mukuzvigonawo sei veduwee kuno zvakatongooma.

It’s disgusting behavior to look down on people, then suddenly change when you find out they have money.

@snowballOfficia Mazvinzwa ka vanhu Don't speculate ndiko kuri kubva bag

If you want to know about real farming, visit Precabe farm!! ED means business. This is where he gets his money from. Farming is multi- million dollar business

@antomukuwa 2nd Republic

So instead of building new schools we are going to rename the existing ones even without revamping the dilapidated infrastructure?

A stripper showed me the texts from her last 3 boyfriends. All 3 were broke when she met them. I asked what they had that the rich men in her club didn't. She said: "None of them ever asked me how my night was." Here's what they asked instead... 👇

@tatechikukwa @amarillowigans Iri kuwanikwa kupi app iyo

@amarillowigans Pamutemo

Just download this application and thank me later

@NewsDay_Zim Dzema bribe $2 million

🔴A RECORD 58 830 vehicles were impounded by the Harare City Council last year, generating over US$1 million in traffic fines amid growing concern over increasing numbers of rogue drivers. newsday.co.zw/local-news/art…

@Brian___Jethro Ini handina mangwana ndosimuka i go for ur lips next hands all over her

Panotoda munyati musvinhu kuti munhu abve on that chair 😅

@tiichakunda @CrimeWatchZW @PoliceZimbabwe @PoliceZimbabwe may arrest you for arresting him 😆 🤣

@CrimeWatchZW @PoliceZimbabwe People need to arrest him and hand him over to the @PoliceZimbabwe since they are too lazy to do their job!

A ZANU PF activist who is wanted for stealing human rights lawyer Doug Coltart’s phone was seen at the Workers’ Day event held at Dzivaresekwa Stadium in Harare on May 1. @PoliceZimbabwe

@TembaMliswa Aah ko yemunhu zvayo police shame

On my way from an exciting holiday in Zambia I had an unpleasant experience with a Zambian Police Assistant Inspector along the Chirundu Highway who wanted to robe us in broad daylight. He flagged us down 15 km from the border and without explaining any charge demanded that we turn the car back and drive to Lusaka. We asked what the issue was but he couldn't explain and yet demanded 1000 Kwacha if he would leave us. We refused, gave him my passport and will be making a formal charge against him to Zambia Police Service. It's shocking how corruption is eroding public services to this shocking point in our countries. @DailyNationZM @QfmZambia @zadama24 @Zambia_Reports @ZambianObserver @ZP_service @PoliceZamb61410

A guy had some challenges at work. He called up his mother to tell her. That night, his father called him. "Son, I understand you have a problem at work. Waudza mukadzi wako here?" "Kwete baba." "Why?" "Handidi anetseke, vanhu vacho havatane stress." "Saka wangu wamuudzirei?"

@ZBCNewsonline Idzo dzakanyora Cambridge

GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCES UNIFIED EXAMINATION POLICY FOR 2027 The Minister of Primary and Secondary Education, Honourable Torerayi Moyo, told Senate that starting in 2027, it will be mandatory for all schools in Zimbabwe to register learners for ZIMSEC examinations. This policy shift ensures that students in both public and private institutions adhere to the national assessment framework. #ZBCUpdates #EducationPolicy #ZIMSEC2027 #PrimaryEducation #SecondaryEducation #NationalStandards #Zimbabwe