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Divesh Aneja

@divaneja

Indian 🇮🇳 equity long term investor | Ganpati follower | Lifelong Learner 📊| Unconventional Thinker

Hisar, Haryana, India انضم Mayıs 2024
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Divesh Aneja
Divesh Aneja@divaneja·
Raising nifty high to 32800 by 2026. Hopefully we will see this in first half of 2026
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Divesh Aneja@divaneja·
@gharkekalesh I have used 112 couple of times and I confirm it is not mandatory to go to PS to report it physically.
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Ghar Ke Kalesh
Ghar Ke Kalesh@gharkekalesh·
A man dials 112 to report a crime. Police arrive not to investigate, but to drag the complainant to the station. Their reason? 'Mandatory' to visit PS physically if you call 112. Seriously? 🤦‍♂️
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Divesh Aneja@divaneja·
@aakankshalovely the moment it goes to 18000-19000, we will climb back to 30000 in a year. more the compression, more the rise. I m least worried on this correction
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Aakanksha Gupta
Aakanksha Gupta@aakankshalovely·
Nifty Analysis The Middle East war has completed one month and already we have seen almost 9.5% correction in Nifty. Mid-cap and small caps have seen brutal correction and I have met people whose portfolios are down 30-40%. The US seems stuck in this war with no respectable exit. Trump started this war thinking we will wind up like Venezuela in 3-4 days but his planning seems to have completely failed. Trump never expected Iran would attack Gulf countries and would also close Strait of Hormuz. Already Brent crude has gone up from $60 to $112. INR has touched 94 to 1 USD. Both these factors have ensured higher input and transport costs which the companies will pass on to the consumers after April 29. Earlier Fed was expected to cut rate twice in 2026 but now market is pricing in no cuts. Higher interest rates hurt all businesses and bring down profit margin. Now Nifty is at 22800 with a month of war and no ground invasion. If ground invasion or marine attack happens, expect market to break 21800 and fall down to 19000 levels. This is because ground invasion will prolong this war to 4-5 months and take crude to $150 per barrel. Even if we assume the war ends tomorrow, the energy infra destroyed in gulf will take time to come back to pre-war production levels. The gas and crude refinery destroyed will take time to re-built and it is obvious the gulf countries will most likely recover the cost of re-construction from consumers like India by keeping the crude prices higher. This explains the reason why Goldman has cut Nifty Target from 29000 to 26000 citing higher for longer crude prices. However we have been clear in our analysis since last one month. Till Nifty does not conquer 24000 which is 100 days EMA this market will remain sell on rise. If no ground invasion Nifty will find strong support at 21800-22000. In case of ground invasion we will break 21800 and move towards 18000-19000. #Nifty #Sensex #Irán #Trump
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Prime Minister of Israel
The Prime Minister's Office: Over the past several days, Iran has repeatedly targeted the holy sites of all three monotheistic religions in Jerusalem with ballistic missiles. In one strike, missile fragments crashed meters from the Church of the Holy Sepulchre.
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Divesh Aneja@divaneja·
@Ask2Vipul @Finance_Bareek all this is 10 mins work in court. I think you haven’t done it yet Getting a stamp, meet a typist, they have template ready, just filling of details, get stamp from notary. You are done. You don’t need lawyer to certify it.
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CA Nitin Kaushik (FCA) | LLB
CA Nitin Kaushik (FCA) | LLB@Finance_Bareek·
A client called a week back or so for PAN Application for HUF. He asked me for the fees, I quoted Rs.1,000. That's a very basic and bare minimum fees. He said that the fees is too high. Though I was reluctant to reduce but I thought he might negotiate to 500/-. Shocked me when he said, "250 mein hota hai sir". No offence, he has the right to get his work done at the cheapest (who've obviously compromises the quality of work), but I have a CA firm not a cafe to provide services fo 250/-, that too for PAN Application of HUF. #incometax
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Divesh Aneja@divaneja·
@CA_AKASH_PAL @CAamanmittal bro com’n man. so according to you, you are superhuman and can do it and others are non-sense can’t do it. now is this even possible, think on it. Anything and everything what’s available for all on earth, can be captured by anyone and everyone.
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Akash Pal
Akash Pal@CA_AKASH_PAL·
@divaneja @CAamanmittal Does it really make any sense ??? Go on try that let’s have a bet of 50 lakhs. Do all levels in first attempt only. If you want I can increase the bet as well upto any amount you wish.
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CA AK Mittal
CA AK Mittal@CAamanmittal·
For those informed people bragging on twitter including some pretending CA's who dont even have guts to put a DP in their profile and call themselves CA!! Networth Certificate is not just a piece of paper where you write the networth figure in a piece of paper and certify. Networth Certificate given to banks are detailed certificates requiring 1. Khasra wise details of Immovable property 2. Scripwise details of Shares and MF's 3. BV value and market value of Pvt Equity. 4. Details of all other Assets including bank. 5. Details of all loans secured and unsecured along with lendor details and purpose of loan. 6. Details of all guarantee given by the person. And all these things you need to certify it based on unaudited balance sheet given by the client Those saying cost of Networth Certificate is Rs 500/-. That shows level of practice they are making and the level of professionals they are actually dealing with. Blindly certifying all these things is just bullshit in my view. A single wrong certificate from your end and if the loan gets Non performing, you might become a scapegoat for mere Rs 500/-. Here is an open challenge to some pretending CA's ready to certify it for Rs 500/-. Contact me i will give you so many unaudited balance sheets showing Rs 15 Crore above capital balance with actual assets being only just few lakhs. If you are ready to risk your degree for mere Rs 500/-. I am ready to pay 😂
CA AK Mittal@CAamanmittal

A relative of my client today called me for 4 Networth Certificates of his family for giving it to the bank. I saw the ITR & Balance Sheet as on 31.03.2025, each having an Income of more than 50 Lakhs and Capital Balance of more than 15 Crore. I quoted 15k for each certificate. What the person said actually shocked me. "He said our regular CA has quoted 5k for each certificate which I felt was high so I had contacted you and you are quoting much higher fees" I simply said please get it done from your regular CA, I can't lower it. Some few points I noticed in this case: 1. The client isn't loyal to anyone, if the other CA quotes a Rs 1000 less client will go there. 2. People earning in crores, still try to get a discount of Rs 1000/- or 2000/- 3. People nowadays to save a very few bucks can share their financial data with anyone & everyone. #CA_Practice

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Divesh Aneja
Divesh Aneja@divaneja·
@Finance_Bareek @srigopal_hyd when you don’t have a strong rational to put your points, you end up giving non sense comments. God give you mine to think logically and defend yourself.
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Divesh Aneja@divaneja·
@srigopal_hyd @Finance_Bareek this pan service bhaiya won’t get you stamp, get affidavit typed, get notary seal. even in that case it’s 10 mins work and 100 rupees job. All done. ☑️
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Akash Pal
Akash Pal@CA_AKASH_PAL·
@divaneja @CAamanmittal Why don’t you get enrolled, qualify that’s simple plain stats and maths. Don’t give me that shit crap I don’t need it I’m this and that.
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Divesh Aneja
Divesh Aneja@divaneja·
@rixxkof did you print your your photo on every page of your wedding card or may be your father’s photo ? what kind of stupid answer was that ?
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Divesh Aneja
Divesh Aneja@divaneja·
@nilishamantri_ wait for 29th April (election voting day closure). I will revisit this page. bhagoge too nahi ? sanghio ki dum daba ke bhagne ki aadat h ya “maafinama” likh do uss din Savarkar ki tarah.
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Nilisha Mantri
Nilisha Mantri@nilishamantri_·
Congress was waiting for BJP to increase the fuel prices, but reducing petrol/diesel prices came out of syllabus 😂😂😂
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Divesh Aneja
Divesh Aneja@divaneja·
@atuljajooo @stayhumbledeepu @Finance_Bareek I wa not knowing you belong to “prince of Saudi Arabia” or “great Ambani family”. Sorry sir. It’s plain statistical math. tum jao apni 200 waali dihadi pe, tumhari bus ko kuch naa hai
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Atul Jajoo
Atul Jajoo@atuljajooo·
@divaneja @stayhumbledeepu @Finance_Bareek 108/- is the government fee. How is that related to someone’s service fee? Stats Maths? Meth maybe? Ganja? Also, 150% of 108? What kind of chindichori is that?😂😂 Do it on your own by all means. But 150% of 108? Who even in his right mind does that sort of calculation?
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Divesh Aneja@divaneja·
@Finance_Bareek @imcabb18 ye wahi log hai jo 1 jhapat mei 900% profit kamana chahte h Kaam dhele ka aata ni aur attitude 7ve aasman pe hai. Poor fellow. REJECT THEM OUTRIGHTLY.
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Divesh Aneja@divaneja·
@imcabb18 @Finance_Bareek Applying for pan is a simple process on nsdl website. You don’t need any ai supplied knowledge for it. Your comparisons are wrong.
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Bharat Bhandari@imcabb18·
@divaneja @Finance_Bareek Of course you can do it yourself.. just like you buy medicine for yourself by reading some stuff on Google.. you can yourself draft a legal petition through AI without going through a lawyer 😂
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Divesh Aneja@divaneja·
@Finance_Bareek have reported your post for abuse and hate. Good luck to have your account active even.
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Divesh Aneja@divaneja·
@Finance_Bareek i ordered pan for huf in 108/-. simple smooth process. CA is not required for this job. CA job is most OVERRATED.
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Divesh Aneja@divaneja·
@RichaaaaSingh 5.5 months without my dad 💔 I can definitely understand your deep pain.
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Richa Singh
Richa Singh@RichaaaaSingh·
3 months without you Dad 💔
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Divesh Aneja
Divesh Aneja@divaneja·
@RubikaLiyaquat Gandhi ji was a congressman not RSS पीठ्ठू ! Fix your facts and mind.
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Rubika Liyaquat
Rubika Liyaquat@RubikaLiyaquat·
महात्मा गांधी कहाँ पैदा हुए थे? ये मोहतरमा सांसद हैं!
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#WATCH | Kolkata | TMC MP Mahua Moitra says, "Bengalis are a very proud race. We led the war for independence against the British. Who were the Gujaratis?... 68% of the names of the people who were killed and incarcerated in Kala Pani were Bengalis, followed by Punjabis. Can you name me one Gujarati who was there, apart from your big hero, Veer Savarkar, who only wanted to sit and write apology letters? Please let us know..."

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