David Michael

@mouthy_mom_ I did that a few years ago but for Pokémon.

The kids think I got a Nintendo switch for them but it was actually just an excuse for me to play Mario and Donkey Kong when they go to sleep.

@deaflibertarian As a Texan, I have always used beans in my chili. Eventually got kicked out but a man loves what he loves

when you move out of Texas so that you won’t be an outlaw for using beans in your chili

@ForestMommy And he found such a pretty picture

Omg thank you 😭

@deaflibertarian And you are beautiful just the way you are

This isn’t a negative post about myself. I like my brains. And I love tacos.

@heckyessica You look great in white

#NewProfilePic “wearing white makes you look like a square”

@michaelwsmith Place in This World, but I loved every song. Carried me on a lot of long trips across the country

34 years ago this week, my Go West Young Man album was released into the world. What in the world... would love to hear your favorite track! #GoWestYoungMan #1990

Take a moment today and be grateful for everything you have. One day either it will be gone. Or you will be. Your triumphs and troubles are both ephemeral.

@yashar Oregon allows any child over age 12 to make their own medical decisions without parents knowing

Can anyone tell me a single state that allows for gender related surgeries for minors without parental consent?? Yes there are some states that allow for a minor to receive hormonal treatment etc, but I don’t know of a single state that allows for gender related surgery without parental consent.

@SeffSaid Pirates

What is the first word you see

@evanasmith @McClain_on_NFL @pamelacolloff My mom was there so I want to read this

Every year on this day — the anniversary of Charles Whitman’s shooting spree at the Unversity of Texas — I post a link to the best story I ever edited: @pamelacolloff’s “96 Minutes.” It’s still the best read, and Pam is still and always the 🐐 texasmonthly.com/true-crime/96-… #txlege

@FormerlyCBM @damintoell Yeah and it’s stupid. I have flown many times and never thought about my pilot’s race or gender

@damintoell This has become shorthand for "I hope the pilot isn't black" in certain circles.

I guess we’re going through the motions of checking off all the boxes on the rightoid Twitter ragebait list.

@Chesschick01 You should. They are worth it

I shouldn’t be allowed in Tractor supply… I came very close to bringing home baby chicks.

To celebrate the holiday weekend, I’m giving $5,000 to someone random who reposts this post (must be following @Pulte and me so we can dm you if you win!)

@deaflibertarian I love you because you’re so open about your challenges. You are beautiful just the way you are. Change for no one except yourself ever

People who tell me that they hate me for my body size- in actuality, they really hate themselves.

@GoodhueDaughter Alyssa, I have never met you, but I grew up with your parents. I just wish you to know I have always admired you and I pray for you and your young family. You seem like an amazing young woman and a great mom. Life is tough but so are you.

@deaflibertarian You have always inspired me. One of my favorite people on this app. I value strong women who don’t let stuff tear them down. This one person admires you a lot. So don’t stop

Bad things have happened to me. Childhood. Marriage. Life in general. A few years ago I started to share publicly about what happened to me. I get called nasty names. I get told I’m seeking attention. I get told I am a liar. I get told I am using victim mentality. I made enemies who troll. Guess what else. I get told I have helped. I get told I inspired goodness. I get told I empowered. I get told I have survivor mentality. I made friends for life. You have no control of how others will receive your stories of your experiences. Some will run from your light; others will embrace it. You control your reaction from sharing. I was able to heal and at the same time; I helped others heal. I will not let others dim my light.

@anymanfitness GUIDE

@TheCryptoSquire A vehicle with a working transmission. Wouldn’t need 40k for that

If I gave you $40K right now what’s the first thing you’d buy? If I like your answer I can give the money👇🏻

@Jayecane $950

How much is your rent ?

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours