DogBrainedBator

@danhardee30303 Hands down one of the hottest things I've ever seen

Probably my most flattering angle #hanes #tightywhites #handsfree #cum #prejack

All men are pigs, including me Artist: brokowski on b-sky pic.twitter.com/PvLnLZlcP5

Blank for those that need it

Does this mean I'm a gooner, guys?

@JvMarxx I read this like listening to the words of a Delphic oracle high on fumes

I'm over here searing my steak I got casino butter on my stone right now I'm just searing my shit I'm hungry as fuck man I'm a freak man like

@joshbell351 Straight to bi to gay to solo - classic journey huh bud?

My porn addiction changed my sexuality

JUST DIG IN ALREADY

@babyboy_1222 More to love 💕

Doctor just told me im actually 6’4 and have gained a lot of weight (which he then said was probably muscle) brb jerking so much over this new information

@inducedpriapism ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 🍆 💦

No one: Game Developers: This character is just a hypnotic spiral on the screen, you will rate us 5 stars and jizz yourself while playing Everyone: This character is just a hypnotic spiral on the screen, I will rate u 5 stars and jizz myself while playing 😵‍💫🎮🌀

@AngryBarks Interacting4knots

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@babyboy_1222 This is me and it works on me

POV ur parasocial boyfriend (me) starts lovebombing you while youre at work 💖

@Dallycatstrike Already lost to that fat ass

this is what you just lost to in Fortnite btw

@seacuckus Too right! My cum goes down the toilet or into my undies, no risk of it ever going anywhere else!!

@dongbrained We are very supportive of prejacs. The faster you get it out the sooner your dick goes back to little and soft which is the state we want it in. Just dispose of your shitty cum properly. Biffing in your undies is strongly encouraged.

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@babyboy_1222 I.. I could last longer (I've already blasted my load in my undies)

Look into my eyes while i breed your boyfriend and tell me you can keep up. We both know you’re lying, that’s why he’ll always choose me 😈

@MasturbateBro Dw bro I got lots of foreskin we can share

@JvMarxx Sell the socks JV

laundry day 🧺

Getting a clinical, almost disinterested handjob here to calm me down before I fly.

@JvMarxx Have you considered the benefits of getting super fat and then shopping at the specialist stores for chunky boys?

i shopped at uniqlo today and i just.... it's giving The Sims, its giving like communist clothing stand, the giver, its almost sinister how boring it is