Dept of Beta Male Safety (Federal)

The only way @cashgodmatt lets my micro penis faggasm. I literally pay an incredibly handsome and hung young straight sir who I’ve never met to make these kinds of decisions for me 😱 #chastity #micropenis #findom #chastityshrinkage

@3vWade_ Ooooooh this could be fun

@seacuckus this dude looks so similar to my neighbor 😭😭

I googled guys with small wangs for a video and this chap came up. It’s not baseball bat of course, but it’s not exactly small small, is it? Else I have even less dignity than I thought.

@pup_skull_0 Overachiever!

@seacuckus but…but I did cum 💦

Training. Mandatory. 🇺🇸 do your bit for America.

@justshinyshorts You spelled “heaven” wrong

@seacuckus Oh hell 😱

It’s time for your annual censored calibration. See if you deserve to move to a rank of less censorship. Maybe a pic of a real cock in your future!

We may need some prejac training using pics/vids of these sorts of cages. You wank to men who are only balls. No VPL, nothing. Not even a bump, let alone a bulge. Blow your load to balls only, over and over. Then you see a wang, get overstimulated, and cum immediately.

@justshinyshorts It’s a very clever bit of technology. We also record what you jerk off to but you need a warrant to access that. We just watch it internally and fucking laugh.

@seacuckus How does it know?

It’s a normal/below average soft dick crushed into nothing with that cage on. I play it backwards so it looks like it’s being put on.

The last 30 minutes of the work week takes like five hours. Please send pics of your flat or inverted cages (DMs open or just reply). The less penis you have the happier I’ll be. Like up to and including this. Somewhere I have a video of someone taking theirs off 😍🥰🤩

Honestly, some (all) days I wish a had a fat giant wang. It’s really unfair we can’t upgrade. Or exercise it (if exercising your dick made it bigger I’d have 20 inches just from my free time).

@cartoon_undies Yeah we will be handing those out for free when someone invents them.

@seacuckus I wish I could wear smart lenses that censor male skin irl

Permitted content vs inappropriate content.

Prejac trainer about to go live shortly. We may be the government, but we actually work on a Friday. 🇺🇸 #congrats #to #us

@goonerbator97 Go for it dude

@seacuckus I would love to add to your collection by adding pics of mine

If you send a few bucks you’ll also get my attention because I’m such a sub I’ll feel bad if I don’t say thank you.

And my mental health sucks shit so I disappear for months at a time. You may just be skipped if you’re boring or you’ll get a reply instantly or you’ll get a reply like in July. It is not a good system, I concede.

Y’all no lies I just marked all my unread DMs as read. If you msged last year that’s probably what I just essentially deleted. So message again. But I have the shortest attention span in the world so please be interesting.

Since the new Safety Bill just became law, please enjoy this informative introductory video about the new justice system.

I promise you this dude’s patreon is worth your money.

(And if you enjoyed this please send me a few bucks. I can make more if I have a bit of cash. I’m shite at editing video so it takes forever.)

If your penis is unregistered ($5 fee to broadkn on cashapp, or Throne) you may not watch any content of this nature. Breaking the law is punishable by up to seven months in inverted chastity or 10 months external chastity. #IfYouSeeSomethingSaySomething

Government-provided pornography for class A9 censorship. If you can see this it is valid for you according to our rating system.